So the new Sex and the City movie is out this week, and if you're anything like me, everyone you know is talking about it. To themselves, I assume, because no one has actually mentioned it to me. Probably because they know I typically only watch zombie movies. But this is a sex column and not a zombie column so that's why today we’re going to have a little Sex and the City Q&A. Let’s start, shall we?:
Question 1: Is it Sex AND the City or Sex IN the City?
Answer: It’s "Sex in the City". I know all the ads say it’s Sex and the City but I’m pretty sure those are all typos. Sex and the City doesn’t even make sense. That’s like ordering a “Sex and the Beach”. No. Just no.
Question 2: Should I be embarrassed that I really want to watch Sex and the City?
Answer: No. I watched From Justin to Kelly: With Love. In the theater. Also, I saw New Moon the first day it was out and I sat next to a girl who was dressed as a werewolf. True story. Sex and the City is kind of high-brow comparatively.
Question 3: Wait, didn’t you just say it’s “'Sex IN the City”? Why are you now calling it Sex and the City?
Answer: Your questions are giving me a headache.
Question 4: Fine. Which one of the Sex and the City girls are you?
Answer: I think it’s ridiculous when grown women stereotype themselves into a caricature of a person who doesn’t even exist when they should be focused on the amazing, unique person that they already are and I’m offended that you would even ask me that. So I’m pretty sure that makes me Miranda.
Question 5: Are you just doing this article so that you can justify taking two hours off work to go watch a movie for “research”?
Answer: I don’t like what you’re implying.
Question 6: I’m not implying anything. You’re writing these questions yourself.
Answer: That’s not a question. Please stick to the format.
Question 7: Mr. Big or Aidan Shaw?
Answer: Aleksandr Petrovsky.
Question 8: Who the hell’s Aleksandr Petrovsky?
Answer: This interview is over.
Question 1: Is it Sex AND the City or Sex IN the City?
Answer: It’s "Sex in the City". I know all the ads say it’s Sex and the City but I’m pretty sure those are all typos. Sex and the City doesn’t even make sense. That’s like ordering a “Sex and the Beach”. No. Just no.
Question 2: Should I be embarrassed that I really want to watch Sex and the City?
Answer: No. I watched From Justin to Kelly: With Love. In the theater. Also, I saw New Moon the first day it was out and I sat next to a girl who was dressed as a werewolf. True story. Sex and the City is kind of high-brow comparatively.
Question 3: Wait, didn’t you just say it’s “'Sex IN the City”? Why are you now calling it Sex and the City?
Answer: Your questions are giving me a headache.
Question 4: Fine. Which one of the Sex and the City girls are you?
Answer: I think it’s ridiculous when grown women stereotype themselves into a caricature of a person who doesn’t even exist when they should be focused on the amazing, unique person that they already are and I’m offended that you would even ask me that. So I’m pretty sure that makes me Miranda.
Question 5: Are you just doing this article so that you can justify taking two hours off work to go watch a movie for “research”?
Answer: I don’t like what you’re implying.
Question 6: I’m not implying anything. You’re writing these questions yourself.
Answer: That’s not a question. Please stick to the format.
Question 7: Mr. Big or Aidan Shaw?
Answer: Aleksandr Petrovsky.
Question 8: Who the hell’s Aleksandr Petrovsky?
Answer: This interview is over.
i think i'm the only person who watched the movie just to see the shoes.
I'd like to file a formal complaint and maybe a habeas corpus or something while I'm at it.
First of all, Aleksandr Petrovsky is not a valid option because he's a geriatric dwarf.
Second of all, when I wanted to leave this comment, it told me to enter a "post". Now I have to write a post? This is unfair and possibly anti-semitical.
Third of all, suddenly I need an EdenFantasys screen name? I assume that's some kind of Genesis perversion, yes? In which case, call me Summer Eve. Except that's a douche.
This is why people should go to the movies instead of sitting in front of a computer.
My last week was Sex WITH the City. Did it make me Mr.Big? The Bloggess is genius.
I love SATC, the whole franchise. Besides, if you get tired of them you can make fun and have valid comments about overindulgent people buying shoes while the rest of the country starves. However, having a shoe fetish keeps me from making said comments.
After a horrible morning, I find this hilarious....I love you and your thoughts/craziness!! Thanks for pulling me out of my slump!
I love you. I'm sure that's a terribly inappropriate comment, but I just discovered your blog and haven't been able to stop reading. You're killing my productivity at work *tsk
Also, I love you on pricipal for picking Aleksandr Petrovsky. I adore his fabulous Russian-ness
Thanks for for the laughs
I can just imagine you sitting there and writing these questions to yourself and answering them yourself. Have you talked to your therapist about interviewing yourself... that goes beyond just talking to yourself... afterthought: Wow how many times did I just say yourself...