It’s no secret that my favorite porn flick of all time is Edward Penishands.
It’s old, bizarre, inadvertently hysterical and altogether baffling. It’s so fucked up that you almost want to call your mom over so you can show her someone sadly eating spaghetti with penishands, and then you think, No, that’s a terrible idea. I need to stop drinking so much in the afternoon.
Back in the day, parody porn was something unique that you’d have to special order in dark backrooms. Nowadays, it’s fucking everywhere. And I can’t decide if they are destroying America or making it better. Judge for yourself.
(Note: There’s no actual nudity in these links but I wouldn’t say they’re exactly *recommended* for work.)
The Flintstones
Who’s the Boss
Seinfeld
The Breakfast Club
WKRP
Cheers
The Office
True Blood
The Big Lebowski
The X-Files
Conclusion: Nothing is sacred. Also, I kind of want to buy The Big Lebowski porn parody now and invite everyone I know over to watch it. Except not my mom because that would be weird. She didn’t even enjoy the non-porn The Big Lebowski. There’s something wrong with her, I think.
It’s old, bizarre, inadvertently hysterical and altogether baffling. It’s so fucked up that you almost want to call your mom over so you can show her someone sadly eating spaghetti with penishands, and then you think, No, that’s a terrible idea. I need to stop drinking so much in the afternoon.
Back in the day, parody porn was something unique that you’d have to special order in dark backrooms. Nowadays, it’s fucking everywhere. And I can’t decide if they are destroying America or making it better. Judge for yourself.
(Note: There’s no actual nudity in these links but I wouldn’t say they’re exactly *recommended* for work.)
The Flintstones
Who’s the Boss
Seinfeld
The Breakfast Club
WKRP
Cheers
The Office
True Blood
The Big Lebowski
The X-Files
Conclusion: Nothing is sacred. Also, I kind of want to buy The Big Lebowski porn parody now and invite everyone I know over to watch it. Except not my mom because that would be weird. She didn’t even enjoy the non-porn The Big Lebowski. There’s something wrong with her, I think.
Hustler just announced that This Ain’t Jeopardy XXX is in the works. I'd have to quit my job to have time to explain all of the things wrong with that.
Check out "This Ain't the Munsters" if you want to be scarred for life.
I would say that True Blood isn't far from being actual porn...
I'm with you - I'm torn about parodies. Having just watched Official Wife Swap Parody as part of Porn Club, I'm a little confused. I'm not sure if it was the most terrible thing I've ever seen, or the most brilliant.
jenny, haven't you ever heard of rule 34?
if it exists, there is a porn of it.
There's a This Ain't Glee XXX. My girl crush on Lea Michele makes me want it so bad.
I bought The Big Lebowski parody for a friend of mine and was kind of disappointed that he didn't offer to let me watch it. I guess I have to buy my own copy if I ever want to see it, which wasn't the outcome I was really looking for.
That Edward Penishands thing made me absolutely die laughing, oh my god
Edward Penis hands... hmmm Now all I can think of is Johnny Depp in that aweful costume with 11 penises... I think it would be more appealing if it had something to do with his role as Captian Jack Sparrow.. yummy. I could think of something to do wil all of them Im sure...