Technically Though, a Few are Better Than the Original « Porn

Then I was flooded with people saying “Edward Penishands? That’s for amateurs. Check this shit out!” And then I did. And then I decided to circulate a petition barring the creation of any porn movie that has Screech and Mr. Belding in it. But then no one would sign it because IT ALREADY EXISTS. And now my head hurts.

The most horrific (and vaguely hysterical) porn parodies that you can never un-see:

Seinfeld:

Saved By the Bell:

30 Rock:

Who’s The Boss:

Sex And The City:

And my personal favorite…Golden Girls. No shit, y’all. Golden Girls.

Technically Though, a Few are Better Than the Original