Mominatrix interview
So this month I’m going to do a series of interviews with sex workers and people who want to be sex workers and people who aren’t actually sex workers but I’m going to call them that because it makes them more interesting. Next week I’m going to interview a fetish model who enjoys getting peed on a lot if she ever actually responds to me (GET TO WORK, CHERRY, OR I WILL THROW PEE ON YOU). But not my pee because ew. Someone else’s pee. Possibly the pee of my first guest and old friend, Kristen Chase, who just wrote a book about moms having sex. It’s probably not as gross as it sounds. Let’s get started.
I’m nothing if not thorough. Last question: Is this the best interview you’ve ever done in your entire life? Be honest or I will cut you.
You're threatening to cut a woman with a butt plug in her ass and a whip in her hand?
Touché, my friend. Touché, indeed.
This is Fucking perfection!