Okay, we know. You're rolling your eyes and groaning exaggerated groans and you're about to click away to the next story. We had the same reaction! But this story was just too hilarious not to pass on.
There's a company called Adult App Mart and they've put out an Android app that allows the user to create wallpapers with Congressman Weiner in them. Including, and maybe especially, the pictures “people most want to see.” They're calling it “The Wonder Weiner.”
But don't worry! This company isn't just capitalizing on Weiner for their own gain! They've reached out to the former congressmen with the offer of “residual income” for updating the app with images of his package.
“We’re excited to be able to offer this timely solution for Congressman Weiner to earn some extra income while he’s taking a break from politics, and entertaining other job offers,” said Quinn, president of Adult App Mart.
This poor guy can't seem to catch a break! Temptation coming from every direction while he's sitting in sex rehab. I mean, who's gonna pay the bills now that he's out of a job in an economy like this one? And here the adult industry is just throwing jobs at him!
We heard that. You can't be annoyed with us if you're laughing.
There's a company called Adult App Mart and they've put out an Android app that allows the user to create wallpapers with Congressman Weiner in them. Including, and maybe especially, the pictures “people most want to see.” They're calling it “The Wonder Weiner.”
But don't worry! This company isn't just capitalizing on Weiner for their own gain! They've reached out to the former congressmen with the offer of “residual income” for updating the app with images of his package.
“We’re excited to be able to offer this timely solution for Congressman Weiner to earn some extra income while he’s taking a break from politics, and entertaining other job offers,” said Quinn, president of Adult App Mart.
This poor guy can't seem to catch a break! Temptation coming from every direction while he's sitting in sex rehab. I mean, who's gonna pay the bills now that he's out of a job in an economy like this one? And here the adult industry is just throwing jobs at him!
We heard that. You can't be annoyed with us if you're laughing.
Honestly, I think Anthony Weiner needs to be made president. Look at all the good Clinton has done the USA. Look at what Clinton is famous for. Look at all Obama has done for the USA... and the supposed rumours as to what his skin pigmentation would imply for a member.
Let us just make Anthony Weiner president here. In fact, we all know voting does nothing, and the real reason behind our foreign policies... so lets just merely elect the American Citizen with the largest member as Commander in Chief. Anthony Weiner getting the first stab at this new plunge in how to elect a President.
As honestly... what he did is not really at all that horrible. It merely is bad because he is not a normal person--but a celebrity. And celebrities do not wrong... because if they do something to suggest they are normal... well, they are not normal, they are better than you, ergo, they do not wrong.