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by
The Bloggess,
Jun. 20, 2012
Yesterday, I was watching Star Wars for the 8,000th time and I realized that with a little creative trimming and some strong imagination, Star Wars could make some pretty great erotica. Better than 50 Shades of Grey, at least.
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by
The Bloggess,
May. 24, 2012
It’s important to use proper grammar and punctuation even in pornography. I’ve created some examples to show you why:
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by
The Bloggess,
Apr. 18, 2012
Sometimes when I can’t think of a good topic to write about for my sex column I just turn to Cosmo, the holy grail of sex talk. I choose a headline at random and I try to write the article based on my personal knowledge without peeking at the answers.
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by
The Bloggess,
Mar. 16, 2012
This month the writers of SexIs are focusing on the things that make people feel ready for sex. I decided to just focus on the difference between men and women using a purely stereotypical but strangely realistic algorithm ... made up entirely by me.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Mar. 15, 2012
In honor of our third anniversary, we thought we’d dredge up some of our awesome past. We’ve got so many posts in our archive that meant so much to us – and we hope to you! – and shouldn’t be forgotten. So over the next couple weeks, we’ll be sharing some excerpts with you.
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by
The Bloggess,
Feb. 14, 2012
In order to prepare for Valentine’s The Bloggess shares with us some of the worst and most awesome cards you can give out. Feel free to print and use on people you’d like to never see again or who have very good senses of humor.
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by
Cherry Trifle,
Feb. 07, 2012
Dateless? Don’t sulk. Buy yourself an Oreo cheesecake, a pair of shoes or a night at the girly bar and count yourself lucky this stuff isn’t happening to you.
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by
The Bloggess,
Feb. 02, 2012
Once again, twitter has gone crazy with the bad sex trends and has basically written my column for me. This time there were a few gems worthy of sharing and a whole lot of shit that makes me glad I’m not single.
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by
The Bloggess,
Jan. 26, 2012
In a few weeks my sister and I are throwing an anniversary party for my parents. My parents are just as odd as I am so we decided to do an old West-Little-House-On-The-Prairie-style party at a Texas fort, complete with a chuck wagon serving supper and a women playing the fiddle into the night around the bonfire. It should be awesome.
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by
Rachel Rabbit White,
Jan. 20, 2012
Schmekel is Yiddish for "little penis" and seems to be the perfect name for a “100 percent transgender, 100 percent Jewish” punk band that doesn't take itself too seriously. The band’s parody punk rock is made for fun but the end result is an act that crosses boundaries and reaches beyond the queer audience you'd expect.
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by
The Bloggess,
Jan. 19, 2012
Every month, tons of strangers send me links to things that cannot be unseen. Then I carefully curate a list of the most WTF links that you probably need to know just to be able to keep up with popular culture references. Think of it as educational.
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by
Nikol Hasler,
Jan. 13, 2012
Tim is my best friend, and I love him enough that I would marry him as long as one of us were dying within a year, because I'd probably stop being able to handle being married to him after that.
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by
Liz Langley,
Jan. 09, 2012
Brought to you by the folks of Improv Everywhere. We love you guys!
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by
Liz Langley,
Jan. 03, 2012
There's more to Mongolia than Genghis Khan and Buddhism.
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by
Liz Langley,
Jan. 02, 2012
Boy, did we have some doozies this year.
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by
Liz Langley,
Dec. 29, 2011
He is to blame. He is not. He is to blame... Oh, who knows, really?
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by
Liz Langley,
Dec. 27, 2011
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Etchemins High School.
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by
Liz Langley,
Dec. 26, 2011
We're betting the missus is grateful.
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by
Liz Langley,
Dec. 26, 2011
What’s worse? The principal doesn’t see the problem.
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by
Liz Langley,
Dec. 23, 2011
Just what you always wanted!
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by
Liz Langley,
Dec. 19, 2011
It just looks too much like a vagina.
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by
Liz Langley,
Dec. 15, 2011
Pretty much a recipe, there, for offending someone. But not us.
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by
Liz Langley,
Dec. 14, 2011
Now there are 24 flavors of sexual orientation from which to choose!
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by
Nikol Hasler,
Dec. 09, 2011
For years now I've had a saying. "Anything worth doing is worth doing in excess." When I drink, it's single malt scotch. When I eat, it's lemons and the hottest peppers I can find. When I work out, I push myself past reasonable limits. And, when I date, well...
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by
The Bloggess,
Dec. 08, 2011
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Dec. 08, 2011
Here's what not to do next time you're drunk in a parking lot.
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by
Liz Langley,
Dec. 01, 2011
Great idea, and also probably a porn movie just waiting to happen. What would Freud do?
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by
Liz Langley,
Nov. 25, 2011
Lawn-mowing art thought to be a “boyish prank.” You know how boys are.
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by
Liz Langley,
Nov. 22, 2011
You think you’ve got romantic problems.
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by
Liz Langley,
Nov. 21, 2011
It's in Ohio! And it's in the UK, where grandma says a spirit is “like an octopus.”
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Nov. 18, 2011
And then there's the AT&T “Vivid,” which was a trademark lawsuit (or partnership?) waiting to happen.
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by
The Bloggess,
Nov. 17, 2011
Every month, well-meaning strangers send me a myriad of bizarre links because they want to scare me into never having sex again. Or possibly because they know that I write a sex column and they know that I’m always looking for new material. Either way? I salute them.
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by
Nikol Hasler,
Nov. 11, 2011
Hey guys, you think you've got the online dating thing figured out, you think you have game, but really, you don't. Nikol says you're "gaming yourselves out of the game" and there are three things you need to stop doing.
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by
Liz Langley,
Nov. 11, 2011
Student, age 60, files complaint about class in human sexuality. What was she expecting?
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by
The Bloggess,
Nov. 10, 2011
Once again twitter has helped me to write my sex column, as “GamesToDescribeSex” quickly became a twitter topic. Some were stupid. Some were confusing. Some were awesome and pretty damn creative.
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by
The Bloggess,
Nov. 03, 2011
When my grandfather died he left me partial ownership of a used tractor.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Oct. 27, 2011
Surgeons' group releases study on size to combat ... overcompensation.
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by
Liz Langley,
Oct. 24, 2011
Ben & Jerry's sensation is apparently too naughty for some supermarkets.
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by
Liz Langley,
Oct. 24, 2011
The case of the missing “G” ... two points for sneakiness, perhaps.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Oct. 21, 2011
Oops. Elementary school recalls fund-raising rewards.
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by
Liz Langley,
Oct. 21, 2011
We're not sure science is the best way to judge, either, but here goes ...
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by
The Bloggess,
Oct. 20, 2011
Each month I’m flooded with people sending me links to things that make me question my sanity. Then I pass it on to you. Much like "The Ring." Except no one dies. Probably.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Oct. 20, 2011
We love, love, love this idea. Coming to Showtime ...
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Oct. 19, 2011
Now that's a big relief, huh? Good thing the government checked!
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Oct. 18, 2011
Lawsuits fly between Larry, Jimmy and sons over use of name.
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by
Liz Langley,
Oct. 17, 2011
... but contraception for all the deer in New Jersey is a little pricey.
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by
Liz Langley,
Oct. 17, 2011
Well, we think so, anyway. Maybe there's a new career in it?
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by
Nikol Hasler,
Oct. 14, 2011
I date a lot of musicians. And by date, it usually goes like, "Hey, I like your style. Wanna go out?" We then got to a handful of shows and parties at which I'm one of the oldest women there, we get crazy drunk, we have sex, then we become friends. That's because I have trouble finding a way to be the kind of girlfriend a musician needs.
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by
Liz Langley,
Oct. 14, 2011
Would you pay $15K for this particular piece of ass?
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by
The Bloggess,
Oct. 13, 2011
Occasionally twitter writes my posts for me. Today was one of those days.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Oct. 11, 2011
We'll be avoiding those free samples from now on, thanks very much.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Oct. 07, 2011
Good for grandma, right? Well, maybe not. The cops don't approve.
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by
Liz Langley,
Oct. 07, 2011
Funnier still, maybe: He could change his own name to "Big Swinging Dick" ...
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Oct. 05, 2011
It turns out the video was shot in 2008, so it's too late now.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Oct. 04, 2011
Sex Rehab/Skid Row drummer's manhood is model for new sex toy.
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by
Liz Langley,
Sep. 29, 2011
He's got some rum to sell. What did you think we meant?
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by
The Bloggess,
Sep. 29, 2011
You know when you get a popsicle right out of the freezer and it’s so cold that it sticks to your lip and you panic for a second because it’s so stuck to your mouth that you’re afraid it’s going to rip the skin off?
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Sep. 27, 2011
Florida woman takes roommate to task with a six iron.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Sep. 27, 2011
... Because how else would Charley Chase end up on a fire truck?
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by
The Bloggess,
Sep. 22, 2011
Every month friends and strangers send me links to baffling, bewildering and often-times hilarious links they can’t share with anyone else. And then I share them with you. That’s how the circle of life goes.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Sep. 21, 2011
They've had this problem before, and it might be the same guy.
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by
Liz Langley,
Sep. 15, 2011
Men: Be careful of exotic spa treatments, okay?
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by
The Bloggess,
Sep. 15, 2011
I’ve been doing quite a bit of animal-biology posts lately, which is a pleasant change for me, because animals are way more gross and fascinating than people. Unless you count two-girls/one-cup, which I don’t because I’m pretending it never existed.
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by
Liz Langley,
Sep. 13, 2011
They would like you to know that dogs do neither.
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by
Liz Langley,
Sep. 12, 2011
Suspect absconded with “only the sexiest items off washing lines.”
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by
Liz Langley,
Sep. 12, 2011
Thank you, autodialing. This is why you were invented?
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by
Midori,
Sep. 12, 2011
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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by
Nikol Hasler,
Sep. 09, 2011
Teaching kids about sex can be the toughest job for a parent. You want to make sure they have all the information they need, but sometimes it would just be awesome if someone else could deliver the message.
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by
Liz Langley,
Sep. 08, 2011
Alec Balldwin (oops) says his are still scrumptious, after all these years.
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by
The Bloggess,
Sep. 08, 2011
My friend James sent me this awesome montage of sexist coffee ads from the 50’s. I can’t imagine a time when women wouldn’t respond with “Oh, perhaps I shouldn’t have added so much rat poison, dear.”
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by
Liz Langley,
Sep. 05, 2011
We think being forced to drive a getaway car deserves at least a nomination.
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by
The Bloggess,
Sep. 01, 2011
Every time I see my shrink she asks, “So, how’s you sex drive?” I realize this is an important question to ask someone on anti-depressants, as the meds can affect your love life, but I can’t help from automatically responding, “Fine, and yours?”
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by
Liz Langley,
Aug. 26, 2011
We didn't know until today that bull semen could be steamy or smelly ...
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by
The Bloggess,
Aug. 25, 2011
Last week I went on an Alaskan cruise, and in spite of the fact that I was with my parents AND my child on a family vacation, I still managed to wrangle the ship’s Nature expert into a wholly inappropriate interview for my sex column.
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by
Liz Langley,
Aug. 19, 2011
Well, for bugs it is, anyway ...
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by
Liz Langley,
Aug. 17, 2011
No, we don't know if his credit card was billed for that service ...
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by
Liz Langley,
Aug. 12, 2011
She'll thank you for your consideration, instead of calling the police.
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by
The Bloggess,
Aug. 11, 2011
The month has barely even begun and already I’m flooded with a ton of bizarre links to strange things that I’M NOT EVEN SURE ARE SEX-RELATED.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Aug. 10, 2011
No word on whether William and Kate knew what to do with a Coco de Mer. Do you?
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by
Liz Langley,
Aug. 05, 2011
It's a long story. Long enough for a book, in fact.
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by
ErinORiordan,
Aug. 03, 2011
It’s Supposed to Smell Like Pussy
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by
Liz Langley,
Aug. 01, 2011
Nothing says “Our Love is Eternal” quite like a box of bullets made from cremated remains.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Jul. 29, 2011
Woman plans to fight ticket, citing First Amendment.
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by
The Bloggess,
Jul. 28, 2011
I normally get a ton of strange links sent to me, but this week there seems to be a theme. And that theme is “Let’s freak Jenny out.” And also “Inflatable dolls are all over the news.”
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by
The Bloggess,
Jul. 21, 2011
This is a Disney movie just waiting to happen.
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by
Liz Langley,
Jul. 19, 2011
The question is ... Okay, we actually don't want to know how the dog was trained.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Jul. 15, 2011
And then everyone else runs it. And it may not even have been true in 2009.
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by
The Bloggess,
Jul. 14, 2011
A few months ago I gave you a taste of the most horrifically awesome and frightening bizarre porn movies I’d ever heard of.
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by
Liz Langley,
Jul. 12, 2011
Shoppers, please be wary in the produce department ...
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by
The Bloggess,
Jul. 07, 2011
Every month I am flooded with emails from friends and strangers with the subject line “Saw this and thought of you,” immediately followed by the most fucked-up, confusing shit you could ever possibly imagine.
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by
Cherry Trifle,
Jul. 06, 2011
If we didn't know before, we know now that men are sending pics of their dicks over email, cell phone, even Twitter. And really, are we surprised? No, of course not. The real question is: Does she wanna see it or doesn't she?
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by
The Bloggess,
Jun. 30, 2011
This week a lot of readers have sent me pictures of a vagina casually lying on a wedding dress. Or "laying" on a wedding dress. I always forget which is correct. Still, the main point here is that there is a vagina on a wedding dress and I have no damn idea why.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Jun. 29, 2011
Okay, this case is probably NOT covered by the First Amendment ...
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by
Liz Langley,
Jun. 28, 2011
It's time for The World Testicle and Aphrodisiac Cooking Championships! Hooray!
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by
Liz Langley,
Jun. 28, 2011
Driving while nude? Try not asking for directions ...
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Jun. 23, 2011
When you fire the IT guy, you really need to be a little more careful ...
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Jun. 23, 2011
Just what you wanted. 'The Wonder Weiner,' for your phone. Uh-huh.
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by
The Bloggess,
Jun. 16, 2011
A friend of mine emailed me a link to an article discussing vagina cosmetic surgery. And by “friend” I mean “someone who wants me to forever be self-conscious of my lady garden.”
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Jun. 14, 2011
As though you could get it from a cough? Puhhlease ...
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by
The Bloggess,
Jun. 09, 2011
As a sex columnist, I try to keep up with all the latest celebrity sex tapes. Paris Hilton’s was poorly acted. Pam Anderson’s were just frightening. Chelsea Clinton’s was hysterical. But my favorite was one that’s so under the radar you probably missed it, and I’m here to save you from yourself.
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by
Jeff Schult,
Jun. 03, 2011
We're expecting a site for choosing the hottest members of Congress, soon ...
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by
The Bloggess,
Jun. 02, 2011
I was out for a few weeks, but that didn’t stop random strangers from sending me links to things that made me question the sanity of the world. And for that, I thank you.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Jun. 01, 2011
Being green can be more fun than most people think.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
May. 31, 2011
We'd get concerned, too, if he was trying to get into our car.
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by
Jeff Schult,
May. 27, 2011
Owner of vanity plate, who has two daughters and likes pink, is distressed.
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by
Jeff Schult,
May. 26, 2011
Unfortunately, it also can hurt and possibly kill you.
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by
The Bloggess,
May. 26, 2011
If you follow this column regularly, you probably noticed that I was missing for a few weeks.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
May. 25, 2011
From the dept. of inappropriate over-reactions ...
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by
Jeff Schult,
May. 20, 2011
Rapturous sex. A little looting. Maybe some last-minute errands ...
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by
Rayne Millaray,
May. 20, 2011
The technical, local term for this is “mubobobo.” Which sounds really bad, huh?
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by
Tucker Cummings,
May. 18, 2011
We’re so lucky to live in the 21st century, surrounded by an embarrassment of pornographic riches. It’s never been so easy to find porn — the other side of that coin is there is simply too much pornography to ever watch it all, and tons of actors competing for a share of the audience. If you’re just starting out, trying to make a name for yourself, how do you get anybody to notice you?
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by
Nikol Hasler,
May. 13, 2011
I kind of hate having my period, which seems like a super obvious statement, right? Garfield hates Mondays (even though, WTF, he doesn't have a job), kittens hate being sprayed with water, and women hate periods. But I want to really express how much I hate my period.
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by
Tinamarie Bernard,
May. 12, 2011
True story: A few weeks ago, my eldest child asked me if I knew everything there is to know about sex.
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by
The Bloggess,
May. 12, 2011
This porn trailer is surprisingly safe for work but possibly not safe for your brain:
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by
Rayne Millaray,
May. 10, 2011
Live post-class orgasm demonstration furor apparently to blame.
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by
Jeff Schult,
May. 09, 2011
There's the hot mom meaning. And then there's the Muslim insurgent group ...
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by
Tucker Cummings,
May. 04, 2011
For most people, talking to their kids about sex is awkward.
For sex ed teachers, explaining “the birds and the bees” to someone else’s kids is even more awkward.
And for the kids themselves? Hearing adult authority figures talk about sex is extremely awkward…and more troubling, often filled with lies.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
May. 03, 2011
And go for a walk on the Interstate, first. That'll teach him.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
May. 03, 2011
And it was going to be such a nice Easter present, too ...
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by
Rayne Millaray,
May. 03, 2011
Wait, it gets even better.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Apr. 29, 2011
We can think of better things to do while naked, but who are we to judge?
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by
The Bloggess,
Apr. 28, 2011
Conversation between me and my friend, Chris:
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by
Jeff Schult,
Apr. 26, 2011
Finally, a place where it's totally okay to fabricate a dating profile.
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by
Nikol Hasler,
Apr. 15, 2011
I'm in the middle of a community interview for EdenFantasys, and so far the questions have been pretty intense.
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by
The Bloggess,
Apr. 14, 2011
Once again I am flooded with the most bizarre links that people have sent me, and once again I am sharing them with you. You’re welcome. And I’m sorry. I suppose it depends on how you feel about the links. Let’s get started, shall we?
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by
Jeff Schult,
Apr. 11, 2011
And we are maybe a little grossed out, but you might not be.
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by
Tucker Cummings,
Apr. 11, 2011
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that if you’re reading this, you own a vibrator. But how much do you know about the history of these tiny mechanical wonders?
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by
The Bloggess,
Apr. 07, 2011
This week my husband is in the hospital and my daughter and I both have strep so I’ve found myself playing on YouTube simply to escape reality for a bit, and in the process I found three videos that would only truly fit in this column.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Apr. 06, 2011
From the Dept. of “You probably do NOT have your best ideas when you are high.”
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by
The Bloggess,
Mar. 31, 2011
Remember a couple of weeks ago when I shared a bizarre email from a very sweet woman who wanted a way-too-specific anatomically-correct knitted vagina and penis (for teaching purposes) and she thought that if anyone could help her it would be my readers and I was like “I think you are over-estimating the weirdness of my readers?”
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by
The Bloggess,
Mar. 17, 2011
I realize that this article is supposed to be about having sex but chances are that if you’re sexually active you also need to know how to say “no” to sex.
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by
Jeff Schult,
Mar. 15, 2011
Mail-order vibrator was making “strange ticking noise.”
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by
Nikol Hasler,
Mar. 11, 2011
Most people watching this already know what BDSM is
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Mar. 10, 2011
The abstinence-only crowd is predictably appalled.
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by
Jeff Schult,
Mar. 08, 2011
Two hundred blank pages. We might have guessed.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Mar. 08, 2011
If you can't post them in the bathrooms, where can you post them?
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by
Bill Allen,
Mar. 03, 2011
Still unanswered: Why they don’t come in gray, or sag a bit? Or louder! Louder would be good … so we know they’re working.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Mar. 03, 2011
Human sexuality class goes all the way.
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by
The Bloggess,
Mar. 03, 2011
Once again I am flooded with bizarre crap that people sent me. And it is awesome. And terrible. And now I’ m going to share it with you. Because I’m generous.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Mar. 02, 2011
So is it voyeurism to film the love lives of tiny deep-sea crustaceans?
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by
The Bloggess,
Feb. 24, 2011
If you’ve been reading me for any length of time you know that I get really bizarre emails every damn day. Some make me laugh, some make me cry and some get forwarded directly to the police.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Feb. 23, 2011
And to prove it, they will tour the country in a mobile “Man Cave” ...
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Feb. 22, 2011
Satirical essay by “Mad Men” writer hits some raw nerves.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Feb. 21, 2011
Police recover stash of stolen items in man's attic.
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by
The Bloggess,
Feb. 17, 2011
Once again I’ve managed to write my sex column by crowd-sourcing on Twitter. Mainly because the people on Twitter are far more creative and/or mentally disturbed than I am. This week their twisted minds came up with alternate titles for porn films for the elderly. It’s both awesome and terrifying. Much like most non-elderly porn, now that I think about it.
Let’s begin, shall we?
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by
Jeff Schult,
Feb. 14, 2011
We have a video or three, a great song and some cards. You're all set.
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by
Nikol Hasler,
Feb. 11, 2011
A few months back, a good friend of mine told me that he'd been fingering his girlfriend and she'd ejaculated.
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by
The Bloggess,
Feb. 10, 2011
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Feb. 09, 2011
Florida man apparently takes porn break during alleged theft attempt.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Feb. 07, 2011
Comedienne reinvents herself as a dot-co girl.
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by
The Bloggess,
Feb. 03, 2011
Once again I’m flooded with links from friends and strangers that make me wonder how my life got like this. Then someone sends me a link for zombie porn that makes me laugh hysterically and it’s all worth it.
Let’s get started, shall we?
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by
Gary,
Jan. 31, 2011
Porn Club is scheduled to meet up again on Wednesday, February 9th from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. EST. The DVDs selected for the Club this month are Bad Girls 5 and Love Mishaps with an appearance by star of both films, Stoya!
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by
Jeff Schult,
Jan. 31, 2011
We never could have come up with these, but we're glad someone did.
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by
Lorna D.,
Jan. 28, 2011
“Willy warmers” ... A new fashion trend?
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by
The Bloggess,
Jan. 27, 2011
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by
Lorna D.,
Jan. 25, 2011
Genetically, they're all just a little too much alike ...
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Jan. 21, 2011
Scientists say the Pill is not to blame.
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by
The Bloggess,
Jan. 20, 2011
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by
Lorna D.,
Jan. 19, 2011
Thief confesses, archeologists thrilled.
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by
Lorna D.,
Jan. 16, 2011
Game features drunken space marines seeking elf pussy.
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by
Lorna D.,
Jan. 16, 2011
Site now earns a profit from 50,000 penises per day.
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by
Tucker Cummings,
Jan. 13, 2011
For normal people, sex is an enormously pleasurable act; and then there are the scientists, for whom sex seems to be just another human behavior to scrutinize and analyze.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Jan. 12, 2011
Pope delivers verbal slap at new mandatory curriculum in Spain.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Jan. 10, 2011
Annual event spreads to 50 cities in 24 countries
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Jan. 06, 2011
Thank goodness we have scientists paying attention, eh?
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by
The Bloggess,
Jan. 06, 2011
Once again, Twitter has helped me to write my post when thousands of people recently shared texts that they received from stalkers. It was awesome. And terrifying. Also, if you’ve ever sent any of these you need to get help. Really.
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by
Midori,
Jan. 03, 2011
Welcome to 2011! Do you have a long New Year’s resolution list? Lose weight, get in shape, save money, have more sex, switch political parties, move to Canada or perhaps give Kim Jong-il a sexy tickle until his wiki leaks?
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by
Rydell Johnson,
Dec. 31, 2010
Novelty condoms put the funny back in fucking. Just be mentally prepared for that initial burst of laughter when you climb into bed with your blueberry-scented schlong.
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The Bloggess,
Dec. 30, 2010
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Lorna D.,
Dec. 24, 2010
And they're ridiculously easy to build, too.
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by
Rayne Millaray,
Dec. 24, 2010
Apparently, you have to watch out for this kind of thing in Ghana.
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by
The Bloggess,
Dec. 23, 2010
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Gary,
Dec. 21, 2010
Kayden Kross
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Lorna D.,
Dec. 20, 2010
Ah, that sweet sound of warplanes at night ...
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by
Midori,
Dec. 20, 2010
Study hard, unless you want us to tataku you with a shokushu.
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Lorna D.,
Dec. 17, 2010
If you haven't gotten sex advice from Chip Womack, you can't really say that you've heard it all.
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by
Lorna D.,
Dec. 16, 2010
Company apologizes for embarrassing glitch with images.
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by
The Bloggess,
Dec. 15, 2010
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by
Nikol Hasler,
Dec. 10, 2010
Some love it, some hate it. For me, it's been an acquired taste.
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by
Gary,
Dec. 09, 2010
Our second Porn Club discussion was a lively and intense event. So many people joined in, including Raylene, the star and producer of Lip Service.
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by
Lorna D.,
Dec. 09, 2010
Sea World says Mötley Crüe drummer is off his rocker.
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by
The Bloggess,
Dec. 09, 2010
Let’s not ever use those words in combination again.
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by
Lorna D.,
Dec. 07, 2010
Why wait for the DVD? We couldn't.
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by
Judy Cole,
Dec. 06, 2010
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by
Lorna D.,
Dec. 02, 2010
Apparently, showing cartoon pubic hair is still enough to shock some people.
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by
The Bloggess,
Dec. 02, 2010
Once again I’m flooded with emails from friends and strangers sending me pictures of zombie penises and dead squirrels having sex. This has become my new normal, ya’ll.
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by
The Bloggess,
Nov. 25, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Nov. 18, 2010
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by
Gary,
Nov. 17, 2010
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by
Lorna D.,
Nov. 17, 2010
Social networking giant disables untold numbers of accounts—women only.
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by
Nikol Hasler,
Nov. 12, 2010
At 31, I'm not exactly a cougar yet.
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by
The Bloggess,
Nov. 11, 2010
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by
Lorna D.,
Nov. 04, 2010
Privacy organization says “suspicionless” body imaging of travelers at airports is unconstitutional.
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by
The Bloggess,
Nov. 04, 2010
This month, as always, my email box was flooded with bizarre links that were so horrific that the people sending them “instantly thought of me.”
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by
Lorna D.,
Nov. 02, 2010
Researchers find that oral sex leads to intercourse (!!); Chinese rely on porn for sex education.
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by
The Bloggess,
Oct. 28, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Oct. 21, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Oct. 14, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Oct. 07, 2010
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by
Em & Lo,
Oct. 05, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Sep. 30, 2010
Once again, I am flooded with bizarre links from friends and strangers that make me say “Uh…thanks?”
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by
The Bloggess,
Sep. 23, 2010
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by
Renee Veronica Lucas,
Sep. 17, 2010
In public, most women try to be well mannered, look pretty and smell nice. But once a single gal gets home at the end of the evening? She’s just plain dirty.
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by
Lorna D.,
Sep. 17, 2010
Researchers find shocking new evidence that saying “Hello” might work better than stupid pick up lines.
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by
The Bloggess,
Sep. 16, 2010
There are more than you think. (Myths, that is. Not vaginas.)
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by
Rydell Johnson,
Sep. 15, 2010
Squeeze 1 … 2 … 3, and release
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by
The Bloggess,
Sep. 09, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Sep. 02, 2010
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by
Lorna D.,
Sep. 01, 2010
In a case that defies society’s double-standard toward men and sexual exploitation, authorities in Spain have busted a human trafficking ring that held captive over 60 male sex slaves.
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by
ErinORiordan,
Aug. 27, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Aug. 26, 2010
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by
Bill Allen,
Aug. 20, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Aug. 19, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Aug. 12, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Aug. 05, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Jul. 29, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Jul. 22, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Jul. 15, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Jul. 08, 2010
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Lorna D.,
Jul. 06, 2010
During a House of Commons debate on improving government transparency, it came out that a London hospital had loaned out one of its wards for the filming of a pornographic movie.
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by
The Bloggess,
Jul. 01, 2010
Instead of spam and junk email, I get email from random strangers sharing their ideas for porn and homemade sex toys.
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by
The Bloggess,
Jun. 24, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Jun. 17, 2010
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by
Lorna D.,
Jun. 15, 2010
Pop culture has heartily embraced the prospect of an impending zombie apocalypse. At the end of the world, it’s said ...
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Liz Langley,
Jun. 10, 2010
In a marketplace geared toward the design-conscious consumer—in which you can customize everything from your tits to your license plates—there are still two items that almost always default to black: luggage and kinky sex gear.
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by
The Bloggess,
Jun. 10, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Jun. 03, 2010
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by
Em & Lo,
Jun. 01, 2010
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The Bloggess,
May. 27, 2010
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by
Jeff Schult,
May. 24, 2010
There is good erotica, and there is bad erotica. When it's good, it's very, very good. When it's bad...it's almost always usually good for a laugh. But why is it so hard to write the good stuff? Here's one man's theory.
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Jeff Schult,
May. 21, 2010
First date: coffee or dinner and a movie. Second date: things begin to warm up. While traditionally the third date is "the one we do it," sometimes second dates are all it takes...
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by
The Bloggess,
May. 20, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
May. 13, 2010
Four products you might be better off without:
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The Bloggess,
May. 06, 2010
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Lorna D.,
May. 05, 2010
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The Bloggess,
Apr. 29, 2010
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by
Alisa Bowman,
Apr. 26, 2010
Is that a sex toy in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
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by
The Bloggess,
Apr. 22, 2010
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by
Nina Hartley,
Apr. 20, 2010
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by
Sexis Editors,
Apr. 19, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Apr. 15, 2010
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by
Jeff Schult,
Apr. 14, 2010
Oh, the plight of the poor, straight male! “Pity me,” he cries, “for the weight of my entitlement is mighty, and I am weary from too much testosterone.” Wait … What’s that sound we hear? Why it’s the world’s tiniest violin… playing just for you.
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by
The Bloggess,
Apr. 08, 2010
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The Bloggess,
Apr. 01, 2010
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Lorna D.,
Mar. 26, 2010
Is there some sort of sexual subterfuge going on? Some collective cultural desire to hide sex even with something as liberated as sex toys? Because why don’t many dildo manufacturers associate their sex toys with, y’know…sex?
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The Bloggess,
Mar. 25, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Mar. 18, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Mar. 11, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Mar. 04, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Feb. 25, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Feb. 18, 2010
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by
The Bloggess,
Feb. 11, 2010
Every month I think people can’t possibly send me anything weirder than what they sent me last month.
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The Bloggess,
Feb. 04, 2010
Nina Hartley is an icon. She’s an author, an actress, a feminist, a registered nurse, an activist and a columnist. She also happens to be a really famous porn star and she agreed to be interviewed by me. Probably because she’s never read any of my interviews before.
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The Bloggess,
Jan. 28, 2010
This month I’m writing my column based on Cosmo Magazine titles to prove to my grandmother that this column is just as socially acceptable as Cosmo and that she should really stop telling her friends that I'm doing missionary work in Zimbabwe for a living. I don’t even know where Zimbabwe is, granny. So, onto today’s subject…
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The Bloggess,
Jan. 21, 2010
This month I’m doing a series of articles to prove to my grandmother that my sex column is just as good as anything from Cosmo by writing my own stories inspired by actual Cosmo titles. This morning I was supposed to tackle…
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The Bloggess,
Jan. 14, 2010
My grandmother does not read this column. This is unsurprising, given the fact that this is a sex column and she’s my grandmother, but I recently tried to explain to her that there’s really nothing different about my column than anything you’d read in Cosmo Magazine.
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The Bloggess,
Jan. 07, 2010
Hi. My name is Jenny and people email me weird-ass shit. Almost all of emails begin “You don’t know me but I saw this and thought of you”. Then I feel a little bit sad at the direction my life has taken. But then I look at the links and it makes it all worthwhile. Except for the ones that make me question humanity. And then I share the links here. Then we all suffer and rejoice together.
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The Bloggess,
Dec. 31, 2009
“No, really. You shouldn’t have.”
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The Bloggess,
Dec. 24, 2009
If you bought any of these things as a present for someone, you owe them an apology.
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by
The Bloggess,
Dec. 17, 2009
Wow. Just…wow.
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by
The Bloggess,
Dec. 10, 2009
Or ever, really.
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by
The Bloggess,
Dec. 03, 2009
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The Bloggess,
Nov. 24, 2009
Here there be spoilers, by the way.
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by
The Bloggess,
Nov. 19, 2009
And a lot of very strange people who read this as well.
("Strange" in a good way though.)
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by
The Bloggess,
Nov. 12, 2009
Things in Japan that will make you look twice.
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The Bloggess,
Nov. 10, 2009
I have a very weird life.
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The Bloggess,
Nov. 06, 2009
It’s technically more like “Memoirs of an Oiran” but people don’t know what that word means so I dumbed it down a bit.
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The Bloggess,
Nov. 05, 2009
Do you have something fucked up that you think I need to see? Of course you do.
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by
The Bloggess,
Nov. 03, 2009
As you all probably know, I'm spending this week in Japan as an "International Sex Correspondent". I'll probably drop the "sex" part from my resume but it doesn't change the fact that this is my very first international writing assignment.
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The Bloggess,
Oct. 30, 2009
The Bloggess's long-awaited trip to Japan is set to begin in style, with dignity, aplomb, and...cheeseburgers??? (We're hoping she has diplomatic immunity.)
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The Bloggess,
Oct. 30, 2009
In all honesty, you’d probably be better off skipping this post.
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The Bloggess,
Oct. 29, 2009
But not really guilty enough to correct him.
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The Bloggess,
Oct. 22, 2009
Also, she has an incredibly expensive vagina. It’s probably worth it though. Maybe look into lay-away.
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by
The Bloggess,
Oct. 15, 2009
This month I’m doing a series of interviews with sex workers but my friend, Cherry, (fetish/bondage model/starlet/submissive) who I’d lined up for an interview this week is not answering the questions I’d emailed her. I can only assume it’s because she’s scared of me.
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by
The Bloggess,
Oct. 08, 2009
The Bloggess interviews the Mominatrix, where they talk about tantric knitting, discount booksellers, and better sex for moms.
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by
The Bloggess,
Oct. 01, 2009
There’s nothing terribly NSFW here but you should probably wait until you get home so you aren’t tempted to show it to your coworkers because they’re totally going to judge you.
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by
Daniel W Kelly,
Sep. 25, 2009
In our melting pot of a world, it’s not uncommon for individuals to speak more than one language—Spanish, Italian, Chinese…Gay? Yep, like most subcultures, the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (LGBT) community has created its own dialect over the years. No, it’s not a full-fledged alien language; more like ‘street’ talk that intermingles with everyday speak.
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The Bloggess,
Sep. 24, 2009
No really, it’s just awful.
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by
Hungry4more,
Sep. 18, 2009
There’s a lot to appreciate about Lolita, even today. Most classic books have a good deal of social commentary, and this emotional, lyrical, mocking, ironic number does that in spades. Let’s take a look at Nabokov’s novel and see what matches up today.
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The Bloggess,
Sep. 17, 2009
Why stop there?
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by
G.L. Morrison,
Sep. 15, 2009
What is sex itself were hauled before the FCC and forced to defend itself? G.L. Morrison considers the twists, turns, and inherent satire of such an eventuality, in Act III of this three-part satirical (we hope!) look at freedom of speech.
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The Bloggess,
Sep. 10, 2009
There’s no real nudity here but you’re still going to feel dirty and confused after reading this.
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by
G.L. Morrison,
Sep. 08, 2009
What is sex itself were hauled before the FCC and forced to defend itself? G.L. Morrison considers the twists, turns, and inherent satire of such an eventuality, in Act II of this three-part satirical (we hope!) look at freedom of speech.
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by
The Bloggess,
Sep. 03, 2009
Yeah. We just went there.
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by
The Bloggess,
Aug. 27, 2009
A Very Special Quiz
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by
The Bloggess,
Aug. 20, 2009
Surprisingly, I totally know what I’m talking about.
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by
The Bloggess,
Aug. 13, 2009
So you think you’re ready to have sex, huh?
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by
The Bloggess,
Aug. 06, 2009
Nope. Totally speechless over here.
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by
The Bloggess,
Jul. 30, 2009
This video is relatively safe for work but take care because once you see it you can’t un-see it. Especially since you’ll watch it over and over and send it to everyone you’ve ever met, because what-the-fuck, Japan?
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The Bloggess,
Jul. 23, 2009
Last week there was a buzz on Twitter when everyone started sharing the thoughts they have most often during sex. It was bizarre and completely unsettling. And also very educational in that you should make your teenagers read it so they don’t get pregnant because honestly after reading this I’m not sure *I* ever want to have sex again.
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The Bloggess,
Jul. 16, 2009
What’s really sad is that the very people who could benefit most from reading this article can’t read it. Because they’re blind. That’s irony.
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by
Sexis Editors,
Jul. 10, 2009
This week on SexVoxing, something a bit more personal...What is the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
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by
The Bloggess,
Jul. 09, 2009
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by
The Bloggess,
Jul. 02, 2009
This week, the Bloggess shares with the world her deep thoughts about the adult industry...
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The Bloggess,
Jun. 25, 2009
It’s a little sad, really.
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Hungry4more,
Jun. 22, 2009
Take a fish out of water—or, in this case, a fish away from his Buffy DVDs—and plop him straight into the most fantastical encounter imaginable. Or...send him to the local professional dominatrix.
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by
The Bloggess,
Jun. 18, 2009
Today's Bloggess column is brought to you by the word...“Penisticle.”
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by
slavette,
Jun. 15, 2009
A Proposal from the President of Intercontinental Slaves Union Local 814...
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by
The Bloggess,
Jun. 11, 2009
Wait. No it wouldn’t.
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by
slavette,
Jun. 08, 2009
A journey with Slavette through the language of kink—with all due apologies to the late Edward Gorey.
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by
The Bloggess,
Jun. 04, 2009
This post might give you a headache but it’s totally worth it
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by
Hungry4more,
May. 29, 2009
Bromance tastes great and it’s less filling! So for all you guys who want to hook up with other guys—without the hooking up part—just say: “Buds Lite, please!”
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by
The Bloggess,
May. 28, 2009
Why I will never get divorced
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by
Mr Guy,
May. 22, 2009
Taking the pulse of our cultural sex drive, one sexted-up acronym at a time.
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by
The Bloggess,
May. 21, 2009
Turnabout is grounds for divorce.
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by
Mr Guy,
May. 15, 2009
Taking the pulse of our cultural sex drive, one porn bailout at a time.
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by
The Bloggess,
May. 14, 2009
This week, the Bloggess makes us hip to all the celebs that women want to get down with...that the guys didn't know about.
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by
Mr Guy,
May. 08, 2009
Taking the pulse of our cultural sex drive, one leaked semi-nude beauty queen photo at a time.
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by
The Bloggess,
May. 07, 2009
Warning—no clowns were penetrated, cajoled, or agitated in the making of this article. We will studiously deny any approval of it. We will not pay for your emotional trauma. Or a tongue-graft, so that you may regrow your sense of good taste. And thus, without further ado, we present...the Bloggess.
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by
Mr Guy,
May. 01, 2009
Taking the pulse of our cultural sex drive, one dirty, smelly brassiere at a time.
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by
Mr Guy,
Apr. 07, 2009
Cunnilingus isn’t nearly as hard as it’s made out to be. However, it helps to know what you’re doing down there – and, maybe even more importantly - what NOT to do down there.
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by
Lindsay Lewis,
Mar. 24, 2009
In the spirit of the ‘25 things’ meme so popular on Facebook, Lindsay offers up for you her 'Top 25 Things Not to Do When Between a Woman's Legs’, in no particular order of offense…
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Bob Modern,
Mar. 19, 2009
We’ve been laughing at sex for as long as we’ve been having it – for reasons puritanical, repressive, regressive, or the fact that we just like laughing at our own naughty bits.
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by
Daniel W Kelly,
Mar. 07, 2009
What is masculinity, anyway? Is it a single, inert thing – or is it open to anyone’s interpretation? Can you buy it, steal it, rub up against it, or administer it in pill form?
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Mr Guy,
Mar. 07, 2009
Men like to jerk off. In fact, they’re really kind of good at it – when it comes to masturbation, men are inventive, thorough, and relentless. Which should come as no surprise to anyone – after all, they’ve only been doing it for the entirety of forever.
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by
Mr Guy,
Mar. 06, 2009
This just in: women aren't the only ones with body-image issues.
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