Ok I have a problem. Actually a few problems with the Eroscillator.

Problem #1
It's been reviewed to death!

What in the heck am I going to say about this magnificent invention that hasn't already been said. Ok, this may be repetitive, but I'll try.

The Eroscillator 2 is an eleven inch long electric hand held massager/vibrator. Yes, I did say electric, but it has a 12 foot cord. So no extension cords will be necessary. Besides, electric vibrators are much stronger than the battery operated ones anyway and they never run out of power at the wrong time. It is a beautiful shade of pearly copper and has horizontal ribs that run along it make it very easy to hold. There 3 different vibration strengths that are controlled by sliding the ribbed bar at the front ,up or down.

Problem #2
I can't usually use the highest setting.

Ok I guess that's not really a problem because normally vibrators are not strong enough for me, not even on the highest settings. But this one....All I can tell you is that there is something about the Eroscillator that blows all other vibrators out of the toybox.

The Eroscillator 2 is not like any vibrator on the market. It doesn't vibrate it oscillates. So what are oscillations? They are very fast side to side movements. Actually it produces 7200 oscillations per minute. It kind of reminds me of one of those old fashioned electric toothbrushes that used to tickle my nose when I tried to use them. I don't know if that helps you get a picture of what this does but all I can tell you that oscillations are awesome! Way better than good old fashioned vibrations. I have never had a vibrator that was as effective, as quickly as this one is. Plus it's not a very noisy vibrator at all. Nobody will know what you're up to from another room or through a closed door.

Problem #3
Which head to use.

There are three different attachments, each having 2 heads. So that means I have to decide which of the six heads to use each time I play with this toy. And yes, you should be feeling sorry for me about now, because I hate making decisions. Actually I have two favorites, the cluster grapes and the golden spoon. The other four are the ball and cup, the cockscomb (which is on the back of the grapes), and the backside of the golden spoon which has some raised bumps on it. The attachments are easily interchanged by simply snapping them in or out of the Eroscillator head. But whichever head you use, please only use water based lubricants to keep this toy in tip top shape.

Problem #4
All of my other vibrators are starting to complain.

They're talking about kidnapping my Eroscillator and hiding it from me so I won't use it all the time. Ok so I made that one up. But I really haven't been using any of my other vibrators very often since the Eroscillator 2 arrived on my doorstep. What's the point? This gives me bigger, better, faster orgasms than all of them combined.

Problem #5
I can't give it 10 stars

Yes I know the Eroscillator is expensive. But, really, it's worth it. It even comes with a very thorough instruction and cleaning manual. There are even instruction on how to have an orgasm if you haven't been able to before. Not to mention the fact that Dr Ruth Westheimer endorses and recommends it. And there is a university study that proves the Eroscillator 2 produces stronger, more intense orgasms. But I don't need Dr Ruth or a study to tell me that this is the most amazing vibrator on the market. My orgasms tell me all I need to know.

Problem #6
My clit is a spoiled brat now!

I keep my Eroscillator under my bed, sitting in it's original box, plugged in at all times. I dont' want to use any other vibrator, or anything else for that matter, for clitoral stimulation. My husband tried the hitachi on me the other night and he was getting no where. Finally, after about half an hour, I told him to grab the Eroscillator and in no time flat I had an orgasm. What am I to do? My clit wants no other.