I was a little skeptical about this product and what my boyfriend would say about it, but I decided to try it out anyway. I'll cut to the chase right away: I wasn't pleased with this product.

First I will say the good things, to lighten to mood. For one, it's purple. I like the color purple. It's not my favorite color, but I think of it as a nice, sexy color. Also, the toy looks cute. It's not like those threatening looking monster cocks out there. It's an approachable sex toy... like a cute little kitten meowing outside your doorstep. While cute at first, that kitty can turn out to be a nightmare.

While I wouldn't call this toy a "nightmare", I wouldn't call it a dream, either. I found nothing good about this toy other than what I spoke of above, and frankly, who buys a sex toy because it's cute and purple? I have two major complaints about this toy.

The first complaint is the fact that is doesn't give a straight stream of vibrations. It doesn't even pulsate. You must keep on pressing the button for the vibrations to come. What is the fun in that? The box claims that "your partner will have your pleasure at his fingertips" (or something along those lines). What it should say is, "your partner will have your pleasure at his fingertips... until he gets sick of repeatedly pressing the button and gives up". It really is a pain to sit there for that long and press the same button.

Another complaint I have is that the vibrating cock ring is small and not at all bendable. They claim that it is adjustable. It is not. My boyfriend tried to put it on, and it cracked! So, there goes the fun in that. Why couldn't they have made some sort of rubbery ring that actually adjusts to the penis. ALL PENISES ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL! Remember that the next time you make a sex toy, Topco Sales.

Now, even after you heard my complaints about the product and you STILL want to purchase this, I'll give you some information you may want to know about the product. It is made of plastic, so it is not porous like jelly toys. Therefore, it's much easier to clean. You can clean it off with simple antibacterial soap, or if you prefer, a toy cleaner.

You can use any type of lube with it, but I don't see why anyone would need it, because it's a bullet vibe. I only say this because some people may want to venture into certain places that can be tight. I am sure you know what I am talking about, people.