Ahoy there matey!

This seafarer is adorable, although he seems to be using the wrong map. I Rub My Pirate Duckie became hopelessly lost somewhere early on in expedition orgasm.

He may be just a little too big to be used as a clitoral vibrator. You can use his beak for a pinpoint vibration, but your enjoyment would depend entirely upon the intensity of vibration you are looking for. He would however be a good choice if you enjoy surface vibrations, because he is almost perfectly shaped to lay across the exterior of your vagina, creating a very pleasant sensation throughout the entire area. It makes for a great warm up, but probably wont take you all the way.

Or, and this is my personal favorite use... Include a friend in your pirate adventure! Either you or your partner can paint a treasure map onto your body. Your partner can then send this vibrating Pirate captain on a pleasure hunt. Starting somewhere inventive and travelling over and around your erogenous zones, he can eventually be guided to his final destination in your nether region. Making for some excellent piratey foreplay.

My Pirate ducky is made out of TPR, which is a Phthalates and latex free material that is hypo allergenic. The material itself has a smooth texture, but this Duckie Cap'n is too high class not to have a few nubby buttons, as well as some lumpy frills and cuffs.

The texture would be good for any beginner as there are sizeable areas of the duck (on the tail and head) that are smooth plastic, with lumps and bumps being placed down the front and on the wings of the duck.

There is a noticable smell, no different than that of most real rubber duckies, but it is not strong enough that you would notice without bringing him up for an eye to eye introduction.

I loved the design of this vibrator. I think it is an amazingly inventive way to diguise a sex toy. And how appropriate, since it is also waterproof! The lumps and bumps provided by the frills, buttons and cuffs of this little guys costume were a really innovative way to add some texture. The fact that the back of the ducks bottom and the top of his head are completely smooth also gives the user the option of a textured or non textured surface.

Unfortunately the size of Pirate Duckie, means that it is difficult to enjoy all that it really has to offer. As far as clitoral stimulation, there really is no area of the duck that I found gave the degree of vibration necessary to bring about an orgasm.

It also seems that there is a hollow area inside the duck which causes the vibration to dissipate and become very rumbly but a little lack lustre.

This vibe has only two settings, ON and OFF. They are controlled by a SMALL dial on the bottom of the duck right next to the battery compartment. It is very easy to use provided that your fingers are not too slippery. The vibrations are located in the bottom of the duck, which is unfortunate because I think this Pirate could give some great head. It seems all that rum has effected him adversely, causing all of the rumbly to be in his tumbly. As with most drunks, this duckie is rather noisy; but who could fault a pirate for that?

This is a waterproof toy, however as with most waterproof vibes, it becomes a bit louder and you do lose a little of the intensity once it is submerged. The other thing that irks me is that he is unevenly weighted causing him to capsize. Rubber Duckies were meant to float! Perhaps he is so disappointed with his performance that he's decided to just go ahead and drown himself.

Tpr is easily cleaned with warm water and mild soap or an antibacterial toy cleanser. It is a bit porous so you want to make sure you do a thorough job. Unfortunately TPR cannot be disinfected with boiling water.

My Pirate Duckie is very easily stored as it comes with an awesome storage box. The box is designed to resemble a treasure chest, and is padded and liined with a decorative red satin.

Tpr toys can be used with either water or silicone based lubricants. You want to be sure if you are using this in combination with other toys that they are also compatible with your choice of lube.

I rub my Pirate Duckie comes in a cardboard box, on four sides of which is a pirate flag bearing a duck skull and crossed swords. On the top of the box you will find a picture of your duck displayed in the satin lined, treasure chest, gift box that he comes with. The box indicates that this is a soothing vibrating body massager, with a strong yet quiet motor. It is waterproof, the ducks hat is removable, and that it comes with the giftbox. The back of the box repeats the same information in 3 different languages. It also indicates that this duck takes 1 AAA battery and there are instructions inside. ( If my duck came with them, I never saw them.)

I have to add that I am completely in love with the Giftbox that comes with this Vibrator. I am using the cardboard box to store smaller vibes in.

I've rubbed My Pirate in the bedroom
I've rubbed My Pirate in the tub
My bathwater went BZZZZZZZZZ
Instead of GLUB GLUB GLUB
In the bedroom I discovered
That our friendship was a scam
No matter how much lube I mustered up
He was almost always on dry land