Okay, this was a complete piece of crap. It felt alright, but the material was disturbing, the vibration was poor and it was impossible to put the housing back on the battery case. I mean impossible. The threading on the screw was so thin it didn't catch, to I ended up breaking it on the second use. Just when I THOUGHT I had it properly screwed on I would pull my hand away and the thing would explode like a stupid can-o-snakes but filled with batteries. I can not say or stress this enough, stay away from this toy. There is nothing, I repeat, not a single good thing I can say about it.

Apart from the toy breaking on it's second use, the first use was sub-par. Vaginally the stimulation was lacking. The design gave me some enjoyment, the flared head was interesting and the stylized, angled body made the experience different, but not good. Anally was enjoyable (if a bit big for me) but still, with the weak vibrations, and the loose dial at the base, it was impossible to really enjoy myself. I suppose it may be user error, perhaps I put the batteries in wrong, or never got the casing properly attached, which led to a weak electrical charge and poor vibration, but I'm pretty sure I know how to pop batteries into a toy by this point.

I have reviewed some other toys I find infinitely more enjoyable. The Purple Titan or the Art Deco Dong with balls are much better toys and have held up well over the last 2 years. I just wish the company had done a little more testing on this product before sending it out to be sold. I can't be the only one who has had this issue. I mean, the base is made out of the cheapest, crappiest plastic I've ever seen and the gel of the actual "phallus".

Do not buy this toy, it is fail.