The rabbit pearl is your classic rabbit vibrator. The insertable part will spin and the rabbit ears will vibrate against your clitoris. Sounds simple enough right? By all means it should have been the toy of my dreams, giving me the dual stimulation I crave. I bought this toy when it was all the rage, about eight years ago. Back then it was way more expensive, so the loss of this investment was horrible.

What I loved about this toy was how attractive it was. It was soft to the touch, and weirdly enough it had a smiley face on the head. I loved the look of the fake pearls inside and the controls were easy to use. However, there were many things that weren't so great. It went through batteries like they were nothing, and the stimulation was far from pleasing.

The rotating vaginal part did absolutely nothing for me. It wasn't girthy and the length was too little to really make a difference. I prefer a toy with a tip for clitoral stimulation, so the rabbit ears were also useless. With all of this, I still tried to make the best of it. I hoped that somehow I'd learn to like it, but that never happened. This isn't even the worst part. The toy didn't even last three months. Apparently this thing is prone to severe overheating when used for long periods of time. Now the only thing I can assume that happened was that a combination of this and short circuiting caused the ultimate malfunctioning of the toy.

The first thing I noticed was the heat, followed by the periodic dying of the rotating massaging part. When the rotating part died, I noticed something even odder. The inside of the part with the pearls melted. I actually took the toy apart when it died completely to see what the little black bit were, that had intermingled in with the pearls. Apparently when it overheated a black portion that lay below the pearls melted and tore to bits. So it is safe to say that this toy isn't for marathon sessions and it overheats easily. The elastomer also attracts dust bits and doesn't clean as easily as silicone. To put it bluntly, this experience has pretty much killed my desire to own any more rabbit toys of this kind.