I am not new to the product review scene, but I *am* new to the adult product review scene, so bear with me...

I purchased this bullet approximately a year ago with the hopes of replacing my extremely dead, very well-used existing bullet. The thing was so tattered the wires went bad. I have always been quite picky regarding bullets because I need *just* the right vibration to help me get to orgasm, and unfortunately, it's always hit or miss. This bullet was most definitely a hit. Although it provides excellent vibration and plenty of speeds, it does lack a bit in functions--there are no fun "patterns" to play with--but I seldom use those anyway...

The bullet is very soft, easy to hold, and doesn't slip and slide around too much as some of the metallic bullets will do. My hand never really got sore holding it. The vibrations never bothered my hand, and my husband and I were able to use this during sex for clitoral stimulation. I could either hold it in place or because it was big enough, I could leave it hands-free sort of placed on my clitoris. We had to do some minimal adjusting. The cord is plenty long and the remote is basic and easy to use.

There are a few downsides: first is that after approximately one year of use, I do notice that it is not functioning as well as it did when it was new. It is also starting to have some issues with the wiring near the remote-seems to be frayed inside there somewhere and there is definitely a connection problem. If this thing was wireless, I would be unstoppable!
The second downside is that the bullet is rather noisy. As our children grow older this will become more of a concern, but while they're young, if they happen to hear this, we can still pass it off as "mommy's massager".

I wouldn't recommend this for water play as the controller is not waterproof, but the bullet itself may be.

Overall this is a great product for the price. I recommend it and I'd definitely consider getting a new one.