During my third semester at college, I was excited to have a single: that meant that I could masturbate whenever I wanted to, without worrying about someone barging in. So I scoured the internet looking for an inexpensive toy that would give me hands-free satisfaction (I am a multi-tasker and during my self-pleasing sessions, I like to have my hands in other places). That is when I found the Wittle Wabbit Waterproof Strap-on|Wittle wabbit waterproof strap-on. It was cute, purple and tiny enough that I could travel with it and not worry about airport security finding a huge dong in my bag.

Even though this is a pretty discrete toy, its quietness comes at a price, and that price is a great orgasm. The straps are pretty hard to secure properly and after a few uses, this toy is no longer hands-free. It actually works better when you manually hold it, as you can get the small penis-like nub to go deeper. This protrusion doesn’t lead to an orgasm, but it serves as a nice substrate for your cunt to grip on when you reach orgasm. The bunny ears nestle on the clitoris quite nicely, but the fact that the vibration is diffused through a central bullet means that by the time it reaches the jelly rabbit head, it does not deliver an earth-shattering, powerful vibration that will leave your entire pussy throbbing. It is nearly impossible to reinsert the bullet into its plastic casing (and since the plastic smells strongly, it isn’t something that I was too keen to use on my body) and once the batteries died after a couple of months, I decided to say goodbye to my Wittle Wabbit and buy a bigger, less placid, animal.

If this will be your first purchase, this toy might assist you in preparing for larger, more powerful ones, but I would say just go for the bigger toy and save your money. If you want to, you can remove the bullet from the rubber casing and use this as a vibrator for stimulation or insertion; it actually works pretty well, even though it isn’t multi-speed. The only redeeming aspect of this toy is that the batteries last for a pretty long time; probably because they are not powering a fulfilling toy.