When I first came across the Waterproof Wireless Bunny I was jazzed. This vibe offers straps to help keep it in place, it was waterproof for shower fun, and it was all contained in one unit. The vibrating penis was 4 inches long, which wasn’t an intimidating size. I thought it would be a nice place to start for a toy like this. It also included a rabbit head with long ears for clitoral stimulation. I nabbed it and went home to ride it out.

When I took it out of the box I noticed it came with free batteries. That was great, but upon further inspection of the toy, I couldn’t find where to place them! The box didn’t contain any instructions for me, so I left to fend for myself. When I found the control knob came out to place the batteries in, I thought the fun would begin. But no matter how intuitive I thought I was; I couldn’t figure out the straps! I looked at all the ways the box shows them, I researched the internet and still could not get it. To this day I cannot figure out the straps.

So I ditched the idea of the straps to really test out this vibe. Nothing. This toy did nothing for me. The vibrating bit was too far into the penis to be enjoyable. Even when I turned this bad bunny all the way to 11, I still couldn’t get anything from it vaginally. It also made it really loud, so I threw my biggest comforter over myself. Not good for going out in public with.
The rest of the penis was too hard to really allow me to move around comfortable in my room (not to mention it wouldn’t stay in without those darn straps). I only got minimal pleasure out of the ear function, if I found the right position and stayed still. The best way I found to achieve orgasm with this toy was to just take it out and use it on my clitoris.

The money for this toy isn’t worth the few uses you might get out of it. The only thing this vibe lives up to is the fact that it does lack that jelly smell. It has that slight hint, but it doesn’t over power you or leech on to your other toys.

Wash with warm water and soap. Water based lubricants. Please use condoms when sharing.