For once, I think the box has some valuable information. "For novelty purposes only" It makes a decent external tickler/vibrator, however I would absolutely not recommend this toy for any kind of internal use. The jewels attached to the outside aren't very smooth, and are attached in such a way that it makes it nearly impossible to clean out all of the ridges around them. We can't decide whether or not the clear plastic piece is supposed to be used as a protective cover when storing, or during use. However, if you try to use the toy with the clear cover on, it makes a crazy loud rattling noise as the jewels grind up against the inside of the plastic sleeve. That being said, as a reasonably stationary external vibrator, this toy does a reasonable job, and without its cover it isn't terribly loud.

The material is a hard plastic with no real smell. The toy is waterproof, so you can wash it with soap and water to clean it. The jewels on the outside do make it questionably sanitary. There are no seams, however, the jewels don't provide a great sensation when pressed against sensitive areas. You do have to be creative in placement to make sure that you aren't scraping yourself uncomfortably.

The design is pretty typical of an external virator, besides the jewels of course. The diameter, length, and overall shape is a good beginner size, and not too large. It is very lightweight, and feels fairly fragile, so I would not recommend this for traveling.

The controls are simple, one knob on the bottom end that controls the intensity of the vibration. The intensity ranges from barely noticeable to "helicopter taking off". At the highest setting you could most certainly hear it down the hall. The control knob is fairly sensitive, and also very easy to turn accidentally during use. It does claim to be fully waterproof, however I haven't put it through the test yet.

Storage is simple, just remove the batteries, slide it into the protective clear plastic sheath, and stash it in a drawer. It doesn't go through batteries very fast, and just takes 2 AA batteries. Plastic is also compatible with both silicone and water-based lubes.

The toy comes in an almost "Hello-Kitty" style box. It is just makes it look like a kids toy. This is a plus if you plan on using this as a gag gift or a gift for a bachelorette party.

I would prefer that this vibrator offered a more intense (and quiet) experience. A clitoral vibrator has to have the right speed and intensity to be effective, and the combinations this one offers just didn't do the trick on its own. It was fun for foreplay, but as a solo tool, I couldn't get this to be my go-to for easy orgasms.