Simple. Sleek. Elegant. Sensuous ripples of blue through the arched curve, from bowl to the subtle head of the… Gee Whiz?

Well, the name might not lend itself to poetry, but the toy does. On first glance, fresh from its reusable storage tube, it is very attractive in a modern art way. It’s one of the softer silicones, which gives it a more life-like feel and makes it very flexible. Given that it is a Vixen Creations toy, it comes as no surprise that it is very well made, with no seams or harsh edges to irritate or tear.

The Gee Whiz is on the petite size for a dildo, making it very versatile. It’s not going to satisfy those in search of a very full feeling, but that’s not its purpose. Its sole purpose in life is to enhance your mega-massager experience, be it Hitachi or Ideal. I own an Ideal, rather than the more common Hitachi, so the experience will be a little different.

One of these differences is the fit. While some have complained that the Gee Whiz is too large and not deep enough, causing it to slip off of the head of the Hitachi, the Ideal has no such problem. The bowl of the Whiz slides down to cover all but the last few millimeters of the head, and then stays there. Even with vigorous use it only shifts slightly.

The soft, flexible silicone of the Gee Whiz is both a blessing and a curse. While it feels more realistic than firmer silicones, it seems like a flexible lint magnet. Bending against the curve, the head can be bent all the way back until it touches the bowl. If you need very firm, pinpoint stimulation, this just isn’t going to do that for you. For the rest of us, the density of the silicone saves the day. While flexible, it’s still definitely dense enough to transmit the vibrations strongly throughout the attachment; from bowl to tip.

The overall shape and design of the Whiz is, as increasingly creative experimentation discovered, lovingly designed with the human body in mind. Many aspects of the human body are in fact considered. While it is petite, it is not tiny. With the help of the contoured head, it is large enough to make itself known vaginally while still being small enough for those just graduating to intermediate anal play.

The smooth texture lets it slide into place easily, requiring less lube vaginally, while the head ridge rubs along the inner walls in a delicious way. The clitoral ridge is placed so that you have a range of positions where it can make contact before you have to start bending the toy. Unfortunately, one size does not fit all, so you may not be able to get the head of the dildo on your g-spot at the same time as the head of the massager on your clit without interesting contortions of the attachment. Flexibility to the rescue!

Anally, the head gives those newer a gentle stretch, and then it narrows down for a gentle ride, with no heavy textures to irritate delicate tissues. For the more advanced male-bodied users, this can be a great warm-up to more adventurous toys. However, if you’re looking more for prostate stimulation than sheer girth, this toy delivers. Curved enough to reach, dense enough to get the vibrations where you want them, this may be one of the most powerful toys your prostate gets to play with.

For vaginal and anal users of all genders, this is one place where the Gee Whiz and Ideal pairing really shines. While the Hitachi set-up can be awkward for using an attachment in some positions, and from many angles, the unique handle on the Ideal takes a lot of the strain out of play. From just about any angle it’s easy to, reach, thrust, rock or, tantalize yourself or a lover without strain or awkward reaching and bending of you or the toy.

Being 100% silicone, the Whiz is very easy to clean. Simple soap and water will do the trick, and boiling ,or using a 10% bleach solution will sanitize your new friend. Toy wipes and spray-on cleaners work well, especially for getting rid of the fuzz that finds its way onto the Whiz between cleaning and carrying into the bedroom. Because it is made of silicone, make sure you spot-test any silicone lubricants before using them. That way you don’t destroy your Whiz. And remember, until they come out with waterproof Ideals and Hitachis, don’t take your massager and Whiz into the shower with you. It’s not worth trying to explain it to the EMTs.

I’m one of those lucky girls for whom the Whiz fits very well, but even I have to bend it. While thrusting away is great fun, you don’t get much clitoral attention that way unless you bend the Whiz, and that can get too complicated in the throes of passion. Because of this, my favorite way to use it is to slide all the way down and rock on it. Also the back of the bowl is great without the dildo portion, with much more friction than the head of the Ideal can provide on its own.

Whiz-topped is also one of the only ways I voluntarily hand over my Ideal to my partner to use on me. With a little practice, it’s a toy that lavishes attention on multiple zones in a way that’s harder to mess up than with your standard rabbit. It can be hard for your partner to hit all the right spots, especially at once, because they just can’t feel what’s going on the way you can.

To those with long hair, I give this bit of advice: do not, I repeat, do NOT drop this onto your hair. It will get your locks in a death grip, and will not let go without a fight. Real mood killer.

On a slightly silly side note; we discovered that the bowl end for the massager can, for short periods of time in a non-functional manner, be used as a suction cup. I didn’t tell you this, but rumor has it that if you can get it to stick to your forehead, you become the sexiest unicorn in town.