Where's the golden goose?

This is the perfect toy for someone who doesn't want to spend a lot because they aren't sure what they want or they are just short on funds. It's also a good standby to have around as backup or with other toys. It's sufficiently powerful, easy to use and clean and easy to replace if it does burn-out!
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Pros
Cheap, easy to clean, no odor, easy to use
Cons
Not very pretty, gets hot,
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

This style of bullet/egg is a good ole standby for anybody. It's great for a beginner who isn't sure of what they want, for people looking for something on the cheaper side of things or for someone who is simple a fan of the egg style and tends to burn them out super fast. This is a versatile toy with a lot of possibilities. You can use this thing on genitals, nipples and any other turn-on zones you may have. It's pretty easy to clean and store and if store in a small enough bag, it can be used for travel.

There are those who prefer a certain style of vibrator, but for those who like to have an assortment of toys in their collection, it couldn't hurt to have this good ole standby around. And if you need a toy in a pinch, I've never seen an adult toy shop that didn't carry this thing. So it's pretty easy to find!

Material / Texture

This product is plastic from the egg to the cord to the controller. The egg is a smooth slick plastic that's easy to clean and store. Don't expect any interesting texture out of this, as you do get what you pay for. The egg does tend to get warm with prolonged use, so beware of the heat being unpleasant against your skin. It doesn't have any kind of an odor once it's removed from the package. This is an excellent choice for beginner toy users who want a low maintenance material to work with.

Design / Shape / Size

The design is simple. The egg is... Well... Shaped like an egg! And about the size of one, too. Don't expect it to reach across broad areas of the body. It focuses the vibration in one spot. From the egg, you have a little cord that connects it to the controller. It's a bit on the short side, but at least you don't have yards of cord to get tangled up in! It's just the right length. The controller is equally simplistic and houses the batteries for this golden egg. The controls are on the upper side of the piece for easy reach during playtime. Being small and easy to wrap up and confine in a bag, it's pretty easy to travel with.

Functions / Performance / Controls

All of the vibration is housed in the egg itself and is directed by placing the egg wherever you feel. The vibrations won't knock your socks off, but they are adequate and do have varied intensities. The control is in a turn dial at the top of the hand-held piece and smoothly escalate to fit your vibration needs. Easy to operate and convenient and houses two AA batteries which power the toy. That said, this product isn't generally loud. However, if you lose it and it hits a hard surface, then the whole house knows what you're up to. Lesson learned the hard way here. And since it's not waterproof, you can't exactly take it in the shower for some discreet fun.

Care and Maintenance

Being plastic, this thing is super easy to clean. I rinse the product really well (not the controller) and then apply a toy cleaner (you can use a mild soap) and rinse really well with warm water. This does the trick and there are no worries of lint and hair collecting on your precious golden egg. Being so small AND plastic, you can store it basically anyway you like within reason. Of course not in high temps or anywhere that could crush it. And it's compatible with any lube you want to use!

Packaging

It comes in a plastic package that is not really pretty. I wouldn't say it's sufficient for giftwrap or storage. I just threw the whole thing away and used a bag. The only instructions that came with the product were on how to put the batteries in. Seeing as this is a simple toy, that's really all that was needed anyway.

Personal comments

This isn't my favorite toy by any means. But it's a great stand-by and is cheap and easy to find. I got mine when I was on-the-go with my ex and we just needed something fast. It has been used well and doesn't seem to drain batteries badly and is still pretty strong almost two years later.
Follow-up commentary
This thing isn't my absolute favorite toy, but it is handy to have for some warm up or solo play. Sometimes with another toy. It's a great cheap starter toy for someone who doesn't want to spend a pretty penny on something expensive. It's simple to operate and can be used all over the body. That said, I don't think my opinion has changed about this product. It's still a decent toy to have. I prefer bullets over eggs, but sometimes it's nice to have another shape. It all just depends on what effect you're going for. There are better out there, sure. But this thing is okay for the price.
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  • Contributor: sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review !
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    thanx
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