I was excited when I got this item as it was my first ever g-spot stimulating sex toy. I'm still attempting to finally find that orgasm, and my limited sexual experience suggests that g-spot stimulation was what would finally do it for me. I eagerly brought the package in, so excited to use it and maybe have my first orgasm since I was a young teen.

Then I opened it. The pearlized paint left shimmery residue all over my hands. This was a bit unnerving, so I then washed it gently as suggested before use anyway. The paint started flaking off. So much for the waterproof claim. At this point, I was afraid to stick that thing in me unprotected, but being feverishly desperate to cum, I put a condom over it and tried to give it the benefit of the doubt that it was at least pleasurable. Was it? Not particularly. Sure, the vibrations were strong. You can especially feel it in your hand when you hold the handle. That gets pretty distracting, actually. The pointed g-spot stimulating tip didn't feel great against my g-spot... but who knows, maybe it WOULD have had the thing stayed in place. This little guy likes to wander and turn around, even if you're holding the base (note: I kept the condom above the base.) What's the point of a g-spot stimulating tip if that tip will not stay on your g-spot?

This vibe is fairly loud, especially with the bullet rattling against the plastic case. I saw by other reviews that it was loud, but I figured I'd use it when nobody was home since I tend to be pretty vocal when there's g-spot stimulation involved. Yeah. This one's not going to produce any screaming unless it's due to the fact that you're scared of it leaving little shimmery flakes everywhere like a demented Tinkerbell. Although I'm fairly certain that if this Tink was dying, nobody in their right mind would applaud to bring it back to life. This one doesn't illicit any kind of praise, much less applause.

I wanted to return the craptastic little buzzer, but I realized that with shipping included, it really wouldn't be worth sending back. So I trashed it, and said, "Oh well, it was only $8.99. What did I expect?" However, I can't help but be just a teeny tiny bit disappointed.