Despite browsing the Waver Groove’s stats before receiving it, I did not expect the long, heavy brown box I received in the mail. Opening it, I encountered a big, flashy box to hold the big, purple vibrator. Weighing in at eight inches long, one and three-quarter inches on diameter and one pound, this vibrator is not for the timid!

Unlike most vibrators, the Waver Groove doesn’t vibrate so much as undulates; motors along the shaft roll rhythmically, pushing gently outwards. This is such a relaxing motion, I almost melted. You have three buttons; one changes the direction of the waves, while the other two change the intensity of the undulations. My only regret is that these speed variations seem almost pointless- I left it on high except to test the other levels, and ultimately discover I craved as much wave as possible.

Interestingly enough, if you clamp down with your vaginal muscles the wave motion slows and even stops (don’t do this on purpose, the motors could wear and even overheat, which is a bad thing in the vicinity of such a delicate area) from the pressure. I don’t think this is a matter of shoddy design so much as a physical difficulty that may not be corrected without undue cost or even in the space provided. The undulations are even fun to hold in your hand and feel them move; it made me squirm in a very good way. The sound of this vibe is less a buzzing like most vibrators and more of a mechanical sound.

The packaging claims that the ribbing along the side creates suction, but regardless of its material effects, the pattern is also aesthetically pleasing. The battery compartment and base are solid to touch and to use. The vibrator smells very faintly if you’re looking for an odor, but it’s not noticeable otherwise. I have to point out again that this thing is HUGE; huge and wonderful!

I would recommend this to the experienced who are looking to try something different from a standard vibrator and branch out into something new.