When I first received Tera Patrick’s Waterproof Strobing Penis, I have to admit that it made me giggle. It’s bright blue, big (8.5 inches), and it lights up. What a fun toy!

This vibrator is the shape of a penis, with exaggerated details; big veins and a distinct head. The packaging and description describe this vibrator as soft, but it is a very firm material, and not particularly flexible. It is made of Crystalessence, which is nice because any variety of lubricant can be used with it. It is easy to clean; I washed before and after with warm water and toy cleaner. It is a bit of a dust and lint magnet, so I always gave it a rinse before use.

As a whole, it is a very basic vibrator. It is perfect if you are looking for penetrative vibrations. I found it a little large and inflexible to use as an external vibrator, and found it much more effective when I used it simply for penetration. It is definitely a vibrator on the large size, and I used lubricant every time I have used this toy. It is multi-speed, and the vibrations are controlled by the round dial on the end. Vibrations range from 2 Vrooms at the lowest setting to 3 Vrooms at the highest. It is a very quiet toy considering the size and vibrations, and I would say a 2 Bees sound rating.

My favorite part of the whole vibrator has to be the strobing lights. The red and green lights flash faster and faster the higher the vibration setting. It is definitely entertaining to peek under the covers and see the flashing lights coming from the vibrator! The toy is completely waterproof, which is always a plus for play in the bath, shower, hot tub, or pool. I tried it out in a bath, which was entertaining with the bathroom lights dimmed, because the strobing lights lit up the bathtub.

This vibrator is a fun and sexy, although basic, penetrative vibrator, and a good thing to have in your toy repertoire.