I wanted to fall in love with the Waterproof Remote Egg. I wanted to discover a level of fun and enjoyment that rivaled an amusement park. What I got instead was a hot pink plastic egg, with a 6 inch stretch of cord dangling from it, that was more hype than hot.

The over all size and color are off putting to start. The size of the egg is awkward and uncomfortable. The hot pink plastic, although visually assaulting, is smooth and easily lubed and inserted. The plastic has the texture of a child's toy. I worry about the length of time that the plastic will hold out. The "cord" for ease of removal is, again, visually assaulting in hot pink. The cord feels to be little more than a well coated wire.

The remote is not user friendly. There is no indication as to what level of vibration you are on, and it has no clear off setting. It was necessary to cycle through the settings to achieve off. Again, let me add that the color is hot pink and visually assaulting. The color makes it quite noticeable to those who are around. The control button on the remote is incredibly small, and not very user friendly for a person with larger hands.

The vibration was lack luster to say the least. The vibration ranged from barely there to over the top. At times, it was little more than the feeling of sitting on a washing machine with a load off balance. Other times, it was intense to the point of feeling discomfort. The only setting I found stimulating was the pulsating. It vibrated at a steady rate and without too much force. The noise was noticeable. I used it in my home with video games, music, and television all going on around me; and it still caused loved ones to look around from time to time.

All things considered I have no reason to recommend the Waterproof Remote Egg. I do not feel it was worthy investment, and my husband and I are both disappointed with the experience.