The tag line to Doc Johnson’s Water-proof Egg|Water-proof egg - Egg by Doc Johnson is “Get wet while getting wet.” It didn’t take the shower to get my wife wet with this one. I will get into the details after I cover the basics and this egg is a basic toy that is a must have in any collection!

It has a soft comfortable grip, a reasonably long cord, and a shiny silky-smooth metallic egg (no lube required during 3 sessions with it). The 4 distinct speeds are an improvement over previous eggs/bullets we have used. The old slider-style speed control can be a bit tricky, and you can miss the speed you are aiming for. With the Water-proof Egg, the speed is dialed right in. No guesswork. When we would get her into a comfort zone, oohing and ahhhhing, I simply pressed the “up” button again, and away she would go to another level of satisfaction. The lower speeds are nicely tuned and my wife enjoyed #2 and #3 for quite a while. We skipped speed 1 rather quickly… a bit of a bore. What it lacked, the highest setting made up for in droves, providing quite a bit of action and driving her to climax quickly. The high setting also brings along a bit of noise - nothing to wake the kids down the hall, but you wouldn’t want to try using this thing at the movies.

We can’t speak for battery life. We’ve had it almost 2 weeks and it is still going strong after 3 sessions (about an hour worth of run-time). Now some of the more fun details. I awoke a few mornings after the egg arrived to a hum behind me and a well-placed hand on my cock. She asked me to take over the egg and I did so as she spread her legs for me. As I said above, we immediately skipped to #2, where her lips pursed and she began to get into the rhythm. After a few minutes of light moans and kissing, I bumped the egg up to #3 and she started driving her clit into the egg more deliberately. I let her stay on #3 for a few more minutes – until she took my hand and grabbed her breast with it. As soon as I could get free, I took it to #4 without having to fumble – the buttons are big and easy to push. Within a minute, she was cumming and begging for me to be inside her. I dropped the egg back down to #2 and left it between us while we had sex – another orgasm from her and a very intense one from me.

The next day, she sat on our shower ledge and I wrote an imaginary essay on her clit with the egg while the hot water steamed up the room, and then I had her for breakfast. Multiples for her again – she had a nice weekend. Get the egg, use the egg, love the egg.

I will keep this short and sweet: I now know how a PC feels sitting next to my Mac.

I have been almost completely replaced during foreplay by the Doc Johnson egg. I used to beg and plead to play with E's old egg (think Apple II... simple and works OK at a few basic tasks) after a good session of my oral loving (think Pentium IV.. old school, but functional and pretty decent at what it does). After all, giving E multiple orgasms is more fun than I've ever had when I had a few of my own in an evening. Now with Doc Johnson's contraption (think fully loaded MacBook Pro), I have to beg to lick my favorite clitoral lollipop. E even gets a sly look and asks me the egg's whereabouts when I prance towards the bed empty-handed.

The batteries have gone strong and I have absolutely no issues with the quality of the egg. We have used it together over 20 times and the egg also seems to be in a slightly different spot every time I return home from business trips, but who knows... she is too shy to write the reviews.

E is a primarily a clitoral cummer, which means the egg works well for her anatomy. But she also likes me to let the egg slip inside her and then barely tug on the cord so it plays with her very sensitive vaginal opening. Her pussy either sucks it back in, which she seems to relish, or the egg easily stimulates her clit when I pull the cord too hard and it slips out on the backstroke. She has some of the most powerful orgasms I've ever seen her have, convulsing and shuddering while I keep the egg working in and out right at the cusp of her pussy and against her clit as she cums.

Obsolescence doesn't seem fun when I just want to go down and eat E's pussy, but watching her turn into a screaming banshee begging me to get inside her while she's still cumming is keeping the egg in my good favor. Further, she'd kick me out of the house if anything ever happened to it.

I haven't figured out how to increase my rating (it must be the PC in me), but this toy gets 5 stars from DandE now.

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