Watch out for that bullet!

The Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing, although the name sounds a little funky, is actually a very good vibrator. It has been able to induce very quick and powerful orgasms, so it is definitely a "speeding bullet" in more ways than one.
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Pros
Very quiet, very strong, has multiple settings, reasonable price.
Cons
Batteries are eaten up very fast, design and size make it hard to navigate.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing, although the name sounds a little funky, is actually a very good vibrator. It's very small, hence 'bullet', and its use is primarily for clitoral stimulation, although I'm sure it can be used elsewhere (but not in the anus or vagina, unless you want to lose it.) This toy will work best for anyone with a vagina, although I'm sure that it can have its use with couples as well despite its incredibly small size. It can be used primarily for only clitoral/labial stimulation, around the anus, on the nipples, and anywhere else on the body or your partner's body.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This bullet is made of plastic, however just by looking at it and using it, you probably wouldn't be able to tell because of how nice and smooth it is. At the very tip of the bullet, there is an obvious marking where the plastic was probably put together. By feeling around it, it doesn't make that much of a difference in the feel besides a small ridge (on mine it's just a tiny white circle) but it seems like a design flaw that could go wrong at some point. On first impression, the smell isn't one that was noticeable. After using it for so long, the only thing it smells like to me is soap.

Design / Shape / Size

The design isn't what I'd call a "bullet". It's more of a would-be bullet that has a waist. Then again, I don't think I've ever seen a real bullet before, so for all I know they got it down right. That said, I'm not exactly crazy about the design. It's simple, but I don't really pay attention to it much. The one I bought was pink, which is a much nicer color than the black that I believe is also available, or at least was.

I assume that the curving inward of the bullet is where you're supposed to hold on to it, but there isn't really much to grab onto just due to the small size alone. The size makes this bullet travel-friendly, but it also makes it hard to navigate, especially when everything else is wet. It tends to get a little slippery if you don't grip it right. The size itself fits easily into the palm of my hand (and I have pretty small hands) so this may be an issue for people with much bigger hands or those like me who may want something longer to hold on to.

Again, because of its size, it is pretty easy to hide. Not to mention that it's also fairly quiet, compared to another vibrator I have from Evolved, and also much more powerful. I would definitely recommend this for anyone who is looking for a first-time vibrator that is small, quiet, but also packs a good punch. It may be awkward and clumsy to use at first though, but that shouldn't be that big of a problem. That said, I'd personally like to see a bigger version of this bullet someday.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

There is one button, on the bottom/top depending on where you look at it, that you push in order to turn on the bullet, cycle through a few vibrations (one low that seems high, second is high but higher than the first, third is pulsations that are quite long, fourth are quicker pulsations, and the fifth is close to the third one but much longer), and then finally, to turn it off. So for a vibrator this small, it has a lot going for it in terms of settings, which are also particularly strong. I personally only have used the first and second settings as a personal preference, but if pulsating vibrations are what you go for, then I'm sure it'll be just as great.

The vibrations come mostly from the tip, where I assume the motor is located, so there's no doubt that you're getting everything that it's good for. Though as I mentioned before, the size may make this toy hard to navigate, which may cause some potential problems with trying to turn up or turn off the toy since you need to push down on the button pretty firmly for it to work.

As far as sound, the vibrator is pretty quiet. Most people have rated it as 2 bees, which I agree is a very accurate level of the noise that comes from this vibrator. It is practically inaudible, so no one will hear it through the door or under the covers. I believe this toy is waterproof, but I haven't had the need to try it out for myself as a personal preference. That said, it would probably be wise to look through other reviews about the effectiveness of its waterproof capabilities, as some people claim that it is, and others claim that it's not.

The only other downside to this bullet is that the batteries it uses go very, very quickly. It is also very difficult to insert and remove the batteries that come with this vibrator as they are very specific (not AA!) It takes a while to get them in/out if you don't do it properly, but it isn't impossible.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Discreet sound
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

It's fairly easy to clean this toy, as it's plastic, so warm water and soap should do just fine. I generally keep it in a small box inside of my nightstand, but you can store it pretty much anywhere you want (even in the original packaging it came in.)

Packaging

I've since discarded the packaging, but from my memory, it was a small clear plastic box that contain the vibrator in another plastic container. There was a set of batteries already inside of the vibrator, ready to use (although I think that was unwise since the batteries died after a couple uses), as well as another set of batteries (three in total, as that is what's necessary) in the box. So, needless to say, it's quite nice and convenient. Well, everything but the actual plastic box is, that is. It's that kind of box that makes it difficult and even painful to get something out, so be careful and don't hurt yourself. The box can be used as a storage facility later on, but I wouldn't do it based on the difficulty of getting it in and out easily.

Personal comments

This bullet was actually quite a surprise to me, and definitely well worth the money. It's the first vibrator I purchased for myself after a few unsuccessful uses of previous, cheaper-looking toys, and it really does quite well despite its minor flaws. I personally like it the most due to the fact that it has done what other vibrators haven't done for me ever - get me wet and orgasm quickly. Like, the first time wasn't even a fluke. It has that much of an effect, and that makes any drawbacks worth it.
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