This is a great idea! A wireless vibe with a discreet controller! Slip it into your panties, had your partner the remote or slip it into your own pocket and go on about your day! This can be a great way to add spice to your sex life, or just give yourself a hands free option to pleasure yourself.

The vibrating egg portion of the Plaisirs Secrets is a smooth, pink, slightly velvety plastic with a metallic colored band around the center where the egg separates to reveal the battery compartment. This section also has an attached plastic retrieval loop on one end.

The controller is also a hard, smooth, pink plastic with with slightly raised buttons and a grey analog screen to show what setting you have it on. It is very discreet looking, resembling a slim MP3 type device.

The design is a pretty basic egg shape, fairly large in size at 3.25" long and 1.25" in diameter. It can be a bit bulky when placed in the panties, I wouldn't wear with anything snug fitting as it will be a bulge. It is looks to be designed to be inserted (with the retrieval cord and all) but it just really isn't strong enough to be stimulating internally.

As stated before, the controller resembles an MP3 type of device with an analog screen to show which setting the vibrator is currently on. The controller is a slim unit coming in at just over 0.25" thick and is about 3.5" long and 1.5" wide which slips easily into a pocket or purse.

This baby has several vibration patterns and strengths including : low, medium and high vibrations, escalating and wavy/roller-coaster style patters, 10 in all. In my opinion the vibrations don't transmit well, they are very weak and buzzy and don't do much for me. But I guess if you are wearing it in public you wouldn't want vibrations that will bring your knees.

The controls on the remote are a simple circle with "On" at the top of the circle, "Off" at the bottom and "-" and "+" on the sides. The On and Off functions are pretty obvious, the + - are used to cycle through the patterns, forwards and backwards making it easy to find the pattern you want.

Being that it is a smooth surface it is very easy to clean, just some warm water and antibacterial soap will work great, being sure not to get water into the battery compartment. Or use some toy cleaner or wipes for a quick cleanup and then store back in its original packaging if you like, it has nice compartments to hold everything. Or simply toss in a drawer with your other toys, they should be safe from this one!