Lady Calston talks back. A lot. I expected to do my share of talking with the Slim and Sultry as it is a voice activated vibrator|Voice activated slim and sultry vibrator, but I never expected her to do so much talking on her own.

Training Lady Calston to be loyal only to me was easy enough. Once I figured out which button the instructions meant, I was in training mode, and a woman’s voice led me through recording my voice for each of the nine commands. Easy enough, but the woman’s voice did not go away. Lady Calston talked to me more than any live lover with a heartbeat I have ever had.

I lay back with the Slim and Sultry in hand. She had already told me she was ready to play; I just had to shout out my setting.

“Slow,” I said. Nothing. “Slow!” I said louder.

“Ok, slow,” Lady Calston said back to me.

I was shocked that Lady Calston parroted my selection before activating it. The vibe sputtered to life in a low, thick vibration. The power was good, and the vibes dispersed evenly through the shaft. I rubbed the vibe up and around my clit before sliding it into me. It was both smooth and sultry, a perfect length and width. I wanted more.

“Next,” I said, loud and clear this time so she could hear me.

“Ok, next. Medium.”

Her voice jarred me every time she echoed my request. Her mechanical, monotonous tone shattered the sexuality I was trying to generate with myself. By the time her voice faded from my mind and I got into it enough to want a new setting, I had to ask her again and have her repeat my desire yet again.

And Lady Calston was not a good listener. If I threw my head back, if my voice wandered into a moan, she did not respond to me or give me what I wanted. I had to speak directly down at the vibe twitching between my legs and annunciate. At times, I found myself screaming “harder!” or “do me!” to get her to actually hear me. Not exactly discrete.

The Slim and Sultry is a brilliant vibe—in concept. The technology is impressive, and the vibe itself is of a good size and intensity. It was just a little too interactive for me. Even when I beg my partner for harder, he never flatly says “Ok, harder” back to me. I don’t know that I would keep asking him for harder if he did. I know it was a turn off with Lady Calston. And there really is no mute option. Lady Calston is a mouthy girl, and if you want to cum, you’re going to listen.