I’ll start by saying that I really wanted to love this set of sex toys|Chocolates sweet spot kit. It’s a really cute, fun concept and a great gift idea for a chocolate lover. Plus, three toys at that price! What’s not to love? So it is with some sadness that I report that it has a few significant drawbacks.

The worst part was the “chocolate motion lotion” lube/goo it comes with; it tastes like Astroglide with a chocolate-esque chemical additive. Plus, it’s a lot stickier and heavier than the lubes or lotions I’ve enjoyed before, so doesn’t seem like it would serve any sort of lubricating purpose. I didn’t actually test it near any of my girl parts once I figured out that it offered no real benefit in either flavor or texture. If you do end up buying this product as a gift, throw in a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup as well.

Now, the toys: did I mention three toys for cheap? Yeah! I would say that all three function well for what they’re supposed to do. They are all waterproof (although I didn’t test this because the tub is broken at the moment) and operate on AA batteries. They have average to better than average power for their respective breeds and aren’t too loud.

My big complaint is that after just one wash with hand soap and water, the finish started to wear off of all three. Maybe I wasn’t supposed to use soap, but there were no directions to indicate otherwise, so this was a big disappointment. A lot of the appeal on these was the lovely chocolate pearlescent finish.

The vibrating bullet has four speeds; I found level one to be almost imperceptible, but level four was great fun. The bullet was definitely my favorite toy of the three; when I slipped it inside and did a little clenching, it gave me some nice g-spot stimulation. It was also a nice level of vibration for external use.

The seven inch personal multi-speed vibrator was my least favorite, mostly because I used it in the same session as the bullet. However, by comparison, it did not reach my g-spot or any other fun places. It was fine for clit stimulation, but that is true of pretty much anything that vibrates for me, so there’s nothing special about this toy.

The pocket rocket was surprisingly powerful for its size and is small and discreet enough to be carried in a purse or pocket; I like that about it. However, I found it had the most difficult to use controls of the three. The control is stiffer than it needs to be, and when going from on to off, if you turn too far, you open the battery compartment. I found it hard to get it to land on “off” without a amount of fair effort. Not enough to prevent me from using it again but a little irritating.

Despite all this, I still think this can be a cute gift idea. It is a great value for the money, and there is nothing downright terrible about it. All in all, a five star concept with a three star execution.