As I walked up to my mailbox, I saw a big package with my name on it. Swinging the package under my arm, I followed the path around my building to my apartment and was surprised on how heavy the package was.

When I opened it up and unpacked the lavender Vibratex velvet Rabbit vibrator|Rabbit Vibrators: Vibratex velvet, I found it a little intimidating. Shaped and sized like a real penis (though real penises aren't lavender), it was heavy and huge. I wondered if I'd be able to fit it inside me.

But as I took the velvet rabbit out of its maroon box, I found it was also very soft. The underside was decorated with bumps had a face engraved on the tip and the clit massager was shaped like a duck. The shaft swiveled around and the duck vibrated. This was going to be a fun toy.

I had a long day, and an hour or so before I had to be at work, so I gave it a whirl.

When I got the toy inside myself and in the right position, I found the controls were easy to use; it only needed a gentle sliding of my thumb and a bit more pressure to turn the control off.

Woooooooooooooooooooow.

This is the toy you don't want your partner to know you have because you enjoy it so much. It's totally for one of those selfish moments where you need to come and you don't want to worry about pleasing anyone else. It's great for people who like their clit aroused (just use the vibrations), for those who like penetration (use the swivel), and for those who like both.

My only pet peeve about the toy was how loud it was. The vibrator sounded like an electric razor and the swivel control sounded like a drill. And the higher I turned the controls, the louder it got. Also, the higher one control was, the weaker the other was. Defiantly a toy to be used when no one is home, and one that uses a little time to get just the right controls and comfort.

While the Vibratex Velvet is swiveling inside and massaging your clit, its little Japanese face (on the tip of the underside) is smiling.