This is my second ever vibrator and by far it is the strongest. I am so excited about how much it vibrates, considering I bought my first toy from a very popular company and thought that it was pretty good. But this thing VIIIIBRATES.

And it's so pretty. I love the designs on it. They are very easily seen and are pretty neat; dragons and skulls are totally my thing. The rhinestones are pretty cool too.

I do wish it was waterproof versus splash proof, simply because with the pirate theme I'd want to take it into the shower or tub and "sail the seven seas".

It is pretty wide girthed. For smaller ladies like me, it may be a bit much for penetration. I plan on using it mostly for clitoral stimulation so thats no big deal for me. It has a nice, soft velvety feel to it, so with lube it'll glide right over all the good stuff with no drag.

It even comes in a nice little velvet draw string bag, which is nice for when you don't want all your sex toys just piled in your secret sex stash. I wish it had something else on the black satin bag to help distinguish which toy is which though, a pirate ship or something would have been cool. The bag is large enough to hold a small to medium sized lube with it, for convenience I suppose.

Doesn't have any smell to it, which I was worried about considering most sex toys have a scent of some kind. I imagine clean up will be a cinch with this toy. Submerging isn't an option, but a quick rinse with some soap/disinfectant and water and air drying will suffice.

Overall, excited for this lovely sex toy. Avast ye' maties!

The batteries just died on it a few days into the 2-month mark. Still running like a charm and doing some good in my sex life.