The Venus Penis 2 is definitely a pretty little toy. It has the standard butterfly shape, like most of the strap-on vibe styles, but with a cute two-and-a-half inch penis for insertion. It's crystal clear and shiny. I couldn't wait to try it out. Did I mention it has a wireless remote?

I strapped it on, handed off the remote to my partner, and went out for dinner. The straps are clear plastic and a little stretchy. Here I encountered a little difficulty. The straps are fully adjustable, but not very long. They were a little tough to adjust, as the straps kept binding up and sticking together. I'm not a big girl, only a size ten, and I had to adjust the straps all the way out for them to fit. Even then, they were a little snug around my upper thigh. Anyone much bigger than me would not be able to use the straps. However, I was pleasantly surprised at the strength of the little bullet.

The vibrations were pretty intense, but add the little nubs for both clitoral and anal stimulation on top of that, and dinner became quite a nice little outing. The toy itself is not tiny, so I had to adjust my posture while seated. We tried out the range on the remote, and boy, does that thing have some reach! The package states 15-20 feet in range, but we definitely got more than that. With the remote in his pocket, my partner could discreetly tease me from across the table, across the room, and across the parking lot outside.

Once we got home, it was off with our clothes and into the bedroom. I was definitely worked up from all the public teasing. I kept the Venus Penis on during foreplay and, with a little creative positioning, was able to keep it in during sex as well. Not too big, not too small, but really just right. After one or two screaming orgasms, I undid the straps and used the vibrations to give my partner some anal stimulation. What a versatile little toy!

The Venus Penis 2 is great for masturbation, too. I like a good deal of pressure to get off, and it provided just the right combination of vibration, shallow penetration, and a firm little ridge for the clit, all of which satisfied me.