Utopia is a Myth

Personally I just have nothing good to say about this toy, and I gave it more than one go. I know everyone is going to have a different experience, but since this toy didn't give me any 'experience' I wouldn't recommend it.
Published:
Pros
None.
Cons
The whole thing.
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review
At least, for me it remains a myth.

Utopia ended up being too big; the oval shape of the head made it too wide. I had trouble getting it in, even with lots of lube (water based lube since the toy is silicone). The silicone kept catching against my skin and causing a pinching sensation, and again, that was with the excess lube I needed just to get it in! When I did get it in, the rabbit hit too high. Even if it hadn't, I wasn't all that impressed with the vibrations. As for the the movement of the pieces within the shaft, it wasn't very noticeable even on the highest setting. It was also loud.

Being my first silicone toy, I'm not sure I'll ever be a fan of silicone either. Sure it's softer and flexible, but it catches my skin, and it starts collecting dust and fuzz the moment it is dry after washing. And I would let it air dry!

The box it comes in is really too large for the product. It's not even held securely inside, just wrapped in a thin foam packing sleeve and then put in a pocket of cardboard with too much space around it. And then that is slipped into its cardboard shell. The end.

I wish it came in colors besides pink. Not that the color would have changed anything, but overall I prefer my toys not to be 'showy'. I could have forgiven this toy for being pink if it had worked out for me. Now it's just another thing on an even longer list of dislikes about this rabbit dildo.

Each time I tried to make it work felt like a chore. A very unpleasant chore. I would rather do real chores than play with this toy ever again.
Follow-up commentary
This isn't so much a follow up as it is a clarification. Now, I still want, and am looking for, a good rabbit or dual stimulation vibrator, but I don't just buy my toys willy-nilly.

I read all the reviews on the Utopia--good, bad, and in-between--in order to get the most unbiased opinion. I reviewed all the measurements and compared those measurements to the toys I already did own, particularly my largest glass piece since it is the longest and thickest toy in my small collection.

Given all the information I read, the Utopia seemed like a good size and fit. It just turned out not to be the case.

No toy is going to be one size fits all, and like anything ordered online there is risk involved in it not working out. Though when it comes to buying sex toys in an actual store, I can't imagine your odds of success to be any better. You can't 'try them on' first the way you can try on clothes before buying.

I also admit to taking my disappointment and frustration about the Utopia out in the review. For that, I apologize. So if you are considering getting the Utopia while reading this, please, make sure to read all the other reviews as well. After all, I'm just one person.

I certainly hope it works out for the next person who decides to give it a shot.
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  • Contributor: DigitalSweety
    Thanks for writing this review! I'm sorry that you didn't like the toy.
  • Contributor: *Camoprincess*
    Sorry you didn't like the toy, more information on how to care for it,measurements and such would be helpful.
  • Contributor: Bleu
    Sorry the toy didn't work for you but I would have liked more of a "why."

    I don't think you should diss silicone all together. I've actually never encountered a silicone that caught on my skin (while using lube). It's a fantastic material and many different blends of it out there! I hope you can fall in love with silicone! It's a great material.
  • Contributor: K101
    Oh no! This sounds like a horrible disaster of a toy. I'm glad you warned about the size being large. I didn't realize it, but now that you mention it, it does look kind of wide and a little flattened, which would make this very painful for me to insert too. I can just imagine the pain you must've felt from this tugging so much while you tried getting it in. I have had this happen and it HURTS! In fact, I've had my crotch raw and inflamed for an entire day after when I've forced something uncomfortably big to go there. I am sorry this caused you so much pain. It's a big bummer that on top of it all, after you went through the trouble of getting it in finally it didn't even please you with the vibrations or the way it lined up. What a disappointment. This is the typical kind of experience I've had with many Cal Ex toys. Hope your next dual action is much better than this. And thanks a bunch for the heads up.
  • Contributor: Zandrock
    Thank you for the review
  • Contributor: Rossie
    Sorry the Utopia's girth didn't fit your anatomy. The other Utopia reviewers did mention the shape and included actual measurements for this toy, to give us a better idea on how girthy this rabbit is. It really helps to spend more time going through others' reviews before you make a toy purchase.
  • Contributor: eri86
    Rossie, I did go through the other reviews for this toy. I went through ALL of them. Another reason I was so disappointed.

    Unfortunately no matter how much research you put into a toy, you can't know for sure until you get it.
  • Contributor: Tom Dogface
    Thank you for the nice review
  • Contributor: edeneve
    thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Hummingbird
    Sorry to hear about the disappointment with this toy, I've had similar experience with a similar toy and pink isn't my favorite either. Please don't omit Silicone altogether. I have many Jopen and other brands I'm very pleased with and not just for material safety reasons.
  • Contributor: Heather Shadrick
    Thanks for the review sorry you did not have a great experience with it!
  • Contributor: lzee
    Nice review
  • Contributor: Tbanda
    Nice review
  • Contributor: zinazum
    Nice review!
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