Bullets hold a special place in my heart in the world of sex toys. They're one of the most versatile toys you can find to use - inside, outside, wherever! So what better way to get off than to have TWO bullets? An interesting idea, but it does have one or two drawbacks.

Out of the box, no smell. Which is great. I can't stand a sex toy that has a very pungent, sweet/sickly smell, and many of them do. Undoubtedly this is because it's made strictly of plastic and not of another material which doesn't allow the toy to be very soft, unfortunately.

As for the feel of the toy, the bullets themselves are very smooth without being glossy (though with lube, you won't notice!), and the cords are adequately long enough for a partner or your own hand to reach with excess left over. The base uses two double-A batteries which power the tiny little motors in each bullet. Thankfully, the toy is also waterproof, so should you want to take it in the shower or tub, you don't have to worry about dropping the controller into the water - it'll be fine!

But enough about the boring stuff, how do they FEEL? That's actually a two-part answer: Inside, the bullets aren't very subtle. First of all, they can be a tad wide should you want to use them anally, but not so much that a finger or two wouldn't help out. Once they're in, though, their motors are very, very powerful, even on the lowest setting! You may want to get yourself revved up before switching these boys on, otherwise it may come as a bit of a start! Over time, though, the internal vibrations, no matter which setting you leave the toy on, tend to leave you feeling more "numb" than excited should you leave it in one place. A bit of variation (pulsing, waves, etc.) would have been nice on the controller, but four settings is nothing to scoff at.

Outside is where this toy truly shines, though. It's quite fun to stuff the bullets in someone and watch them squirm, of course, but it's even more fun to use both hands and run the bullets over their skin - whether it's their neck, nipples, thighs, or even more sensitive areas, when you can move the vibration around and tease all over, it feels fantastic. Circle a nipple, or lightly brush it against the ass - or use both to slide down on either side of the spine! Two bullets make the possibilities with it truly endless.