When I got a glimpse at the Lady Godiva, namely the remote that came with it, my first thought was, “Oh, this looks complicated.” And, honestly, I was a bit afraid. However, I quickly came to the conclusion that it was much easier to use than I had first anticipated. At first glance, minus the remote, this product looked almost too good to be true: Triple sensation, vibration, and insertable, too! However, after using the toy, it was clear that, while achieving the desired goals each and every time, it was not quite what I thought it was going to be.

Let’s start with the remote. Like I said, it was much less complicated than I thought it was going to be. There are two sets of buttons on it, one for the vibration and the other for the “levels”. There are five levels; Arouse, Tease, Foreplay, Ecstasy, and Climax. And there are ten settings to the vibration, of which you can choose 1-10 for each of the levels on the remote.

Next is the bullet inside the stem and the vibration. This is where things start to go down a bit from how great I first thought Lady Godiva was going to be. First, the two raised sections that are on the base get little to no vibration from the bullet. I thought that the sensation would travel well through the material, but I was sadly mistaken. Almost nothing travels to those points, which is very disappointing.

Next is the power of the vibration itself. Even though there are ten settings, the vibration even on the lowest setting is extremely strong, and to go to the maximum level of ten, gives one the thought of, “Oh, my God, this kind of hurts.” In fact, two of the days after using it on a higher setting, things were on the sensitive side; and not the good sensitive, but the “this is painful” sensitive. It really should be noted, too, that the “Climax” setting is more anti-climactic, it takes away any momentum I may have had. Also, while using the bullet itself, it gets very warm (and sometimes hot); which, for me, does not help achieve the ultimate goal.

In addition to all this, I have to say, is the Lady Godiva is not the quietest toy I have ever owned. Any setting, beyond maybe two, makes the volume jump considerably. And I personally do not like having to wonder if a roommate will be able to hear what is going on.

I will say, however, that my favorite part of the entire product was the little purple baggy that came with it.