Throw away your boy-toys and husbands, ladies, because you're going to need to make room for something new in your collection. I want you to meet the Water Nymph Vibrator.

This is a modest vibrator, with a contoured shape, bulb-like head, ribbed shaft, and jelly consistency. It's pretty simple, actually; you pop in two batteries, roll on a condom, and slip it in.

So, with the directions out of the way, let me start with what I love about the water nymph vibrator:

  - Powerful vibrations that leave you begging for more—and not in the unsatisfied way.

  - A bendable shaft that's not too soft, but just hard enough to move around without hurting yourself.

  - Soft jelly material that's easy to clean (just soap and water) and gentle on the skin

  - Ribbed shaft—quite possibly one of my favorite features; it's great to feel the ribs rubbing on your walls.

  - Waterproof! I love this in a toy because there are few things more satisfying than a little bit of water play.

Another thing I really like is that the dial has a sort of set of speeds; it's simple, not too many buttons or frills, and the design itself is so simple that you don't mind looking at it!

Now, onto how it went:

The day I got it, my girlfriend immediately wanted to try it out. I'm pretty new to penetration, so I am still trying to find a way around enjoying it. Getting the bulb in was the hardest part, but after that, it was heaven.

The huge bullet in the bulb sends very powerful, dull vibrations throughout the whole toy, and the jelly acts as a sort of shock absorber so that the vibrations aren't too powerful. The size was perfect, and the vibrator itself was easy to hold onto. The black dial has grooves that make it easy to grip. And then, of course, the ribbed shaft; it stimulates the whole area, especially when you move it in and out lightly and twist it a little.

And for those of you that aren't completely excited by this toy yet, it's just as good for clitoral/overall vaginal stimulation. The bulb is a great size to move around anywhere and can be used as a good tool for pre-play as well, on nipples, stomachs, thighs, whatever! And I'm not going to exclude the men here; I think this would be a great toy for pre-play or anal play.

So, altogether, I was unbelievably impressed by this toy; something for the beginner or the simplistic expert.

While in retrospect, this is still one of my favorite toys--it was unfortunately not well made. Or, I was a little too rough on it, but it broke two weeks after the review was published.

The base detached from the jelly material. The bullet still worked, and it probably could have been salvaged with some superglue, but it was just time to let it go.

Either way, it was still a great toy, and I still recommend this toy for everyone.