When I found out I was going to get the Candy Vibe as my first product to review, I was not that excited. It looked like it would be just your typical hard plastic dial vibe. I put all my bias aside, and waited for its arrival.

 When I got the call that it arrived I immediately sprinted to my mailroom to found my discreetly packaged toy. When I got home I ripped open the box and was hit in the face by a strong odor of that pool toy plastic kinda smell. Again, I let go of my biases because maybe that smell would fade after I washed it. I was surprised to find that the Candy Vibe was not a hard plastic. It had a soft jelly coating. This jelly was a lot less sticky than others I have come across. I was also happy to find out that it was waterproof so it’s not only easy to clean; you can also have some fun in the shower.

 Later that night, I popped in two double A batteries and was ready to go. I turned the dial on and the party got started. At first I found the vibrations to be very strong, but still enjoyable. The vibrations soon became intolerable strong and actually hurt me a bit. I stopped and thought I would try again later. The next morning I brought it into the shower with me, and again felt that the vibrations were way too strong for my sensitive clit. Even at the lowest setting it was just a very different and powerful kind of vibration.

 All in all, I would not recommend this vibe to any beginners. It was not enjoyable to me at all. It is way too thin to be an insertable and way to painful for clitoral use. Remember that plastic smell I talked about? Well that smell does not go away, no matter how many times I wash the damn thing. On top of everything, it is pretty noisy. I would only recommend this to someone who wanted extreme vibrations. Overall, this piece of candy left a very bad taste in my mouth.