Yesterday, I excitedly went to the mailroom to pick up my Hot Pinks Twister 8”. I had made it my computer background every since I first found out I was going to review it. When I frantically ripped open the plain white box it came in, I was shocked how big it was. I usually don’t go for things this big, but I’m always up for a challenge.

 I did the usual touch and sniff, as most people do; it was really soft and flexible, but firm, and had only a slight odor. I put in its two AA batteries and tried out the different intensities of vibrations. It was surprisingly powerful and quiet. It had deep ridges all over the shaft that seemed to have just enough give to be both comfortable and pleasurable.

 It was time to get down to business, so I put on some music and hoped into bed with my sparkly new friend. I lubed it up and started rubbing the ridges over my clit. This was amazing enough even without the vibrator on. When I turned it on it gently massaged me. After getting sufficiently turned on, I tried to put its girth to good use, but no luck there; I needed some help. I called my boyfriend over for loosening. It finally fit, and the ridges felt just as amazing on the inside. I quickly came.

 Afterwards, I noticed that the battery compartment got a little hot; not burn your hand hot, but still hot. Clean up was not exactly a breeze. The amazing ridges collected a lot of lubrication, and it’s not waterproof, so you have to be careful not to get it too wet.

This pretty pink vibe is defiantly going on my keepers list. Its vibrations were strong, but felt amazing and its defined twists are perfect. This is not a toy for the size conscious, but even I can make exceptions for this one. It is affordable and worth every penny.