I was super excited to try this particular toy, as it had been awarded top-toy status from many friends; also, I'm on a quest to find a g-spot vibe that I actually love. So far the Thumbelina has been the closest, but I'm determined to find THE toy that I can tell my friends and neighbors, strangers on the street, and the lady at my dentist office about....So anyways, the Slimline G.

The Slimline G is an angled vibe that looks like, as I described to my fellow toy aficionado friend, Jacob, an egg on an angled stick. At first glance, I was skeptical, not gonna lie. It measures about 8" from base to tip, and the "egg" head is about 1-3/8" across at its widest point. The egg scared me, the super-slim handle intrigued me. It comes in two colors, dark green and marbled purple--I got the pretty purple!--and made from a hard, shiny plastic. Initially, I was put off by the hard plastic, but I had to remind myself that this is a must for a good g-spot toy...I'm just too used to my silicone/jelly vibes. If nothing else, the plastic would mean super easy cleanup! The Slimline G takes 2 AA batteries, and is surprisingly VERY strong for a battery operated toy. This sucker packs a punch! The twist-style control is at the base of the slim wand-like handle, and is fairly easy to operate. The lowest setting is more of a rumbley vibration, as opposed to a pin-point vibe, and it's a nice way to start out. The vibration increases in intensity as the control is turned, but unfortunately, so does the noise. This is definitely not a discreet vibe; the radio, a fan, and a pair of boot in the clothes dryer in the same room with you might drown out the noise, but beyond that, this is one to use when you're home alone.

I started out using the Slimline G as a clit vibe--I had a feeling I was going to need to work up to inserting that head, and I wasn't wrong. As a clitoral stimulator, I give the Slimline G four stars out of five. Like I said, the vibe ranges from rumbley and textural feeling to a very defined, intense vibration. The long handle give it great maneuverability, and the hard plastic is a great sensation contrast if you are used to jelly vibes. My partner came over on her lunch break while I was giving the Slimline G a second test drive, and got very turned on watching me use it on my clit. She took the handle and began to use it on me and I can tell you that the long handle is GREAT for partner play. She was able to operate the control and move the vibe without being in the way of it, which is what happens with a lot of other, shorter/non handled vibes. I was able to orgasm easily with the Slimline G, and it was never turned up to the highest setting. I confessed to her that I was a bit worried about head going in easily, and that I thought I should have a few orgasms under my belt before I tried, to make sure I was good and ready for it. (Obviously this was just my way of fishing for oral sex, and she did not disappoint!) After having my clit sucked to a thundering orgasm, I had no excuse not to use the Slimeline G for its intended purpose after being serviced so thoroughly.

So does it work?
The Slimline G is definitely not going to be comfortable for my fellow tiny-pussied sisters out there. Even with the extra lubrication from orgasming, the Slimeline G did not exactly slide in easily...but it did go in eventually. Once in, I did like the sensation the Slimline G provided. My g-spot was already swollen and easy to find from my oral action, so it was just a matter of centering the head at just the right spot...which was again easy to do, thanks to that long handle. The handle also made thrusting easier for me than a wider vibe tends to do. I was really enjoying what the Slimeline G was doing for my g-spot...but there was no way I was going to be able to come without some sort of attention on my clit. I had a bullet vibe handy, and that did the trick. I can always orgasm with clit stim-- My orgasms are always more intense when I'm being penetrated while getting clit action, but I NEED that clit stim to be able to get anything. So the Slimline G on its own, is never going to do it for me.