Who doesn't like the excitement of being stimulated in a public place where nobody else knows what's going on inside your panties?! It adds a bit of naughtiness to any outing, whether it's to a fancy restaurant, shopping for groceries, or simply hanging out at home. I already have a few panty pleasers, which I use on occasion, but the thing that caught my eye about this one is that it's really three toys in one - an air-pulsing clit teaser, a vibrator, and a little tail that tickles the perineum.

This toy arrived in a cute little box, obviously shipped in a larger brown box for anonymity. Inside was an instruction manual, remote control, charging cable, and the toy itself. The remote is just a little longer than a AA battery, and the panty vibe is about twice as long.



Let's start with the remote. There is a little tab to pull to activate the battery. The remote itself does not have a power button to activate the toy. Instead, it is used to cycle through the two settings. The Squiggly line is for the vibrations in the center, and "tail" and the "whirlwind" is for the air pulse and licking modes at the clit end. Both of these areas have 10 different modes, which can be cycled through by pushing the buttons. As is usual, there are several different intensity levels, and the rest are patterns of pulsation.



The vibe is curved, with a "tail" that is very flexible...even floppy. The toy is a little thicker than other panty vibes, probably to hold those motors. Imagine two AA batteries wide for the width. It's fine in jeans, under a skirt, or even with shorts, but probably noticeable if you're wearing something more form-fitting.



The magnetic charging port is located on the back side, closer to the "tail". Just above this is the power button. You can use the toy without the remote by sequentially pushing the power button to cycle through the various patterns. Alternately, you can put the toy in a stand-by mode by holding the power button in (it will flash pink), then using the remote as mentioned above.

I admit that two things worried me at first with this toy. First, the pictures show the "tail" going into, or at least abutting (pun intended), the anus. Although I'm open to a little backdoor action now and then, the idea of having something in my bum, directly connected to my vagina (and therefore urethra) was a little disconcerting. Second, I was a little concerned about the thickness of the toy. I had visions of it falling out of my panties, resulting in either an embarrassing waddle to the nearest bathroom or, even worse, falling out of my shorts!

Thankfully, I was pleasantly surprised to find both of these fears were unfounded. First, although the tail rested nicely on the perineum, it was not too close for comfort to the anus. Second, the toy actually sits very nicely between the labia, nestling exactly where it needs to be. I wouldn't describe my vagina as having large or small labia, so I think this would actually fit just about anyone.

Now for the actual toy in action. Wow...just wow! First, I turned on the vibration setting. The tail definitely wiggles and entices your nether region, but the slightly raised bump in the center of the toy actually causes the entire vagina to rumble with pleasure. There's nothing really inserted, but the vibrations can easily be felt deep inside. Second, the clit teaser. Whereas this is listed as "air pulsation" there is definitely some suction going on here. It seems to pull the clit in gently (nothing painful...similar to a lover gently sucking on you), and the vibrating tongue, although subtle in size, will rock your world!

Although I'm not one who typically reaches orgasm from panty vibes, in the right setting and given enough time, this little beauty could definitely do it. Your lover will certainly be happy with how wet and ready the Secret Pleaser gets you...it won't be a secret for long!