Another great surprise from Edenfantasys.com; presenting the Thumper Royal by Doc Johnson. This pocket-sized vibrator gets three strong stars out of five from me.

There are a couple of reasons this sex toy is lacking its final two stars.

For starters, the toy is wrapped in a modern and nicely designed plastic case, but it also includes a disappointing instructional manual and warranty. The manual leaves much to be desired; all it includes are simple directions on battery installation. With ten random settings, it took quite some time to figure out what felt best for me. Next, the thirty-day warranty was also a let down. Seems innocent to most, but it also asks for some optional random information that many people may not feel comfortable sharing in order to guarantee their product such as age, sex, marital status and income.

From pulsating to constant vibes, and pulsating waves, this toy has got it all. At only $22.00, I highly recommend it (although wouldn’t pay much more for it).

The deep purple frosted color makes the Thumper Royal nice to look at, and the size is small enough at only seven inches to fit snuggly in a purse. With only the need for two Double A batteries, this toy only pack a minor punch.

I recently reviewed the Ideal by Natural Contours, and The Thumper Royal simply does not measure up. I give this toy three out of five vrooms and three out of five bees. I recommend it for those with sensitive parts and beginners.

All in all, this sex toy will remain next to my bedside, but I only plan to use it when my Ideal needs to be recharged.