My very first purchase from EF included a cute, little, purple pocket rocket. It had four nubbies that settled into the perfect spot to get me off. The one thing I would change...maybe there should be something more than four little nubbies.

What do I spy right before Christmas? A silver version of my beloved purple rocket...WITH ATTACHMENTS? Be still my heart! Of course, I do what any girl who hasn't gotten it in for a while would; I add that to my cart so fast I should have been embarrassed.

Once the package arrived (a day late, but whatever, I can look past that), I tore into the package and literally ran up to my room. (Please, don't pass judgment - it doesn't take much for me to get this excited anymore.) The vibe was exactly like my velvet pocket rocket, complete with the nubbies. It came with a battery, which meant I could use it right after washing it - no scrounging around for batteries. I washed all of the toys and applied some of the lube (which I don't typically need). I chose the tongue attachment first, turned the power on, and...

HUH. JUST..LIKE..my..old one...sad face. The speed was exactly the same...only, when I pushed on this vibe, it stopped. The force of my vagina had stopped a battery-operated machine. That sounds awesome and kind of like a super power...until you are in the throes of trying to get off. Then, you just get pissed.

Please don't get this for the vibe. I'll be honest, I am pretty cheap, and if I can get something that performs the same exact way that something cheaper does, I will get the cheaper. Please, get the pocket rocket that is cheaper for the same experience.

HOWEVER, the attachments...Oh...the attachments...Oh, the tongue...Oh, the finger...Oh, the little ball on top of the bigger ball! (Look - I didn't name them, I just grab them and go.) This was completely and absolutely worth it for the attachments (which also fit on my purple one, in case the batteries run out). They are easy to clean and small enough that they fit in my hand, so there is no awkward scene while passing my roommates in the hallways while trying to clean my toys. There are no small crevices that are hard to clean. Just plain, warm, soapy water, and I am good to go!

I was all about the attachments, and they are still great, but I've found myself sticking to only one or two of them.