This rabbit just hopped into my toy chest

Are you looking for a great rabbit? Do not let the material fool you, with the different movements that the Hop'n rabbit does it has to be able to move with it and not against it. Even though it is on the expensive side, it is worth it.
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Pros
Powerful, hands free device, with lovely bouncing bunny.
Cons
Is a little loud, made of jelly, and the high price.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Hop'n rabbit was a revelation (of sorts) for me, Doc Johnson did it again. With the Hop'n rabbit stroker being a first of its kind, the thought process (or lack thereof) for the material type has the capability of being over looked by some. It would make a great gift in your relationship, whether for the girlfriend of a wife. I can see this given as a gift at a bachelorette party. Eventually with wear and tear, it will eventually need replacing but with the proper care and storage, this should last a good while.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere depending if the roommate is also your playmate
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Sadly this is a jelly product, but I got to thinking about what the effects would have been had this been made from another material. If it were made from plastic than it would not be allowed to thrust, and the poor rabbit would have no choice but to sit there and do nothing. Silicone some vibrations may escape and just the ears would be able to move. Rubber, do they make rubber bunnies?

After I ran through the choices, what they would not allow this to do, then yes jelly is the best material for this. Because this does more than one or two functions, and the material allows them to do their functions without being hindered in any way. The bunny entire can even move. For those who have issues with other bunnies not being able to reach where you need it to go, you do not have to worry because the material allows you to put it where you need it. Whether or not you need the flappy ears or you need the power of the motor.

I do not know if you can see all the different textures but the head is smooth, the next is crinkled, the bunny has its own, and the part connecting to the battery compartment is set up to look like grass. This also has no taste or odor.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This only comes in purple, and is one of the largest rabbits that I had ever seen. The total length is 11", of which only 6" can be inserted, the circumference is 5" and is not overly large having the diameter of 1 5/8". Another great thing about this specific rabbit is that the clitoral part actually moves.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This (not so) little bunny does everything. It pulsates, it escalates; it thrusts, and even vibrates. This (not so) little gal does it all which not all bunnies do. The 4AA batteries allow this to run smoothly the multiple settings and speeds of both the stroker and the bunny at the same time. This is loud but not loud enough so that it can be heard from a closed door.Regretfully, this is a battery guzzler simply because the power that I know this has, diminished with each use, so taking the batteries out after use would be necessary. Also, have a butt load of batteries on hand since this takes 4 at a time, that would be a good suggestion anyway.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Strong patterns
    • Battery guzzler

Care and Maintenance

This rabbit can only be cleaned by using soap and warm water on this or by a toy cleaner. While cleaning mine, I noticed something on the inside of the ribbed part since it is clear in color. Upon close inspection, I surmised that it was the toys own lubricant that allowed the parts to move, because there were breaks in the material, to allow for body juices. I personally do not share my toys, but if you do share, then you need a condom with this. Due to the sheer size of this storage is going to be a challenge, I store mine in two, one-gallon size bags and stash it in a drawer. If you want to travel with this, take the batteries out and have something large to stash it in during the trip. The best lubricants for this are silicone and water.
    • Difficult to store

Packaging

A huge box and with just cause, due to the size of the toy, there is nothing discrete with the box, and it would make a terrific gift for a wife or a girlfriend or even for yourself. With a cardboard piece designed to hold the rabbit in place.

Not only that but the rabbit was in not one but two layers of plastic.
    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift

Experience

When I received my last rabbit, I swore off all rabbits regardless of shape, material, and functionality. I was so frustrated with them period, and with Eden carrying so many, I did not want to have to browse through all 177 of them just to find one that works. Talking about a straw in a needle stack, but somehow I ran into this and was shocked at the material and the price that is on it. After receiving it, I realized that it is worth more due to the extra functions that this does. In addition, it is all but hands free, all you have to do is slide it in, turn the functions on and enjoy. The Hop'n rabbit has shown me that not all rabbits are duds in the bedroom; there is still hope for them yet.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Pumpk1nPatch
    Thanks for your review!
  • Contributor: js250
    Wonderful-informative review!!!
  • Contributor: melissa1973
    Thanks ladies.
  • Contributor: bog
    Thank you.
  • Contributor: ChubbyNerd
    Thanks for sharing!
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    Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster
    Thanks for your review.
  • Contributor: pokefan15
    great review thanks for the pictures
  • Contributor: gwenevieve
    thanks for the review ;3
  • Contributor: melissa1973
    Thanks everyone for checking this out.
  • Contributor: edeneve
    great review. ooohhh, thrusting...
  • Contributor: melissa1973
    Thanks Eden and yes the thrusting is VERY nice.
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