I rarely bomb toys I review. Most of the products I've received from this site have been exemplary, which is why when I was assigned the Crystal High Intensity Bullet 2, I thought to myself "not my typical purchase but why not? One can always use another bullet!"

Oh how wrong I was.

Simply put: this bullet is a waste of space, plastic, money and effort. Don't buy it.

Let's start with aesthetics: the packaging for this product was cheap and batteries are not included. Then there is the vibrator itself: about an inch long, twist off on one end to open it (takes 1 AAA battery), and a small push button to control speeds on one end. Oh, and did I mention it is a shiny, pink metallic plastic? Studded with rhinestones? I mean, if you're into that sort of thing, then sure, go for it, but do not mistakenly think that the picture doesn't look that bad...it's god-awful and girly.

(As a side note: I was sad that an administrator chose me to review this toy given my gender identity. Sign, EdenFantasys will you ever become gender-sensitive?)

The vibe professes to have 2 speeds, which you can cycle through by hitting the button multiple times. However, in the 30 minutes I played with it I was only able to get it to go from low to high to off twice (so the product did work, just not consistently), the rest of the times hitting the button would simply turn it on or off leaving me wondering where the second setting went. I tried a variety of different pressures on the button and nothing worked. It might as well have been single-speed.

Also, in the case of this product, "high intensity" means "barely palpable hum". I mean, I know I'm a guy who likes a lot of intensity in hir vibrators but I am good for the light, gently-teasing bullet now and then. This, however, is not that. It's just...almost nothing. What a letdown. It does however have the advantage of being quiet. It would be easily wearable under clothing without being heard and I could imagine some fun play time involving wearing it publicly between clit and underwear and having no one else around you know. It is also decent for vaginal insertion (though not anal as it is not flared), but I couldn't even feel it when inside me. It's also waterproof so shower, hot tub or pool play could be fun.

However, all in all this toy was an extreme letdown. I detested its gendered exterior and sub-par performance and I can't think of anyone who would find pleasure in it.