Last night my wife Di and I finally got to try out our new toy the G-twist. I took it out of the package and handed it to Di and asked her what she thought. After hefting it a few times she said that if anyone breaks into our house it's the first thing she's going to grab. I asked her why, because she hadn't even tried it yet. She said because it was so heavy it could really hurt someone.

Well besides the hefty weight of this vibe, which actually gives it a good solid feel when you use it, Di said, as she ran her fingers over the ribs on one side and the bumps on the back and its curved nubby head, "it looks like a orange silicone sea serpent." We were both impressed by its overall size, 7 1/2 inches of insertable silicone and a solid 1 1/2 inches thick. Remember please don't use any silicone lube unless you want a melted sea serpent. [Editor's note: this toy is TPR silicone, not pure silicone.] The batteries were a breeze to install with the removable cartridge and the controls are very easy to use. There's only four buttons controlling the head rotation and vibration.

Well because this is the largest vibe in our collection I warmed Di's pussy up with a lot of tongue until she was dripping wet. I slowly slid the serpent in until I was sure the tip was pressing on her G-spot and switched the vibrations on to low. Di's ass coming off the bed and a soft moan let me know it was feeling good. Then I switched the vibes to high and Di started gyrating all over the place. Next came the rotation, as I turned it on there wasn't any change in Di's reaction so I asked her how it felt. She said all she could feel was the vibrations, which were great. No matter which way I had the rotation going; left or right, she couldn't feel anything except the vibes.

We ordered the G-twist|G-spot vibrator not only for G-spot stimulation, but also because Di loves deep hard thrusting, and with its length we hoped this orange serpent would fill the bill. I slowly pushed it deep into Di's pussy and her moans told me it felt good so I started some hard fast thrusting with the vibe at full power. After a few minutes Di reached down and stopped me, saying the bumps on the back were making her sore. I slipped it out and slathered the bumps with thick lube and we tried again. This time instead of stopping me after about ten minutes, Di exploded in a huge squirting orgasm. It's a good thing the G-twist is water proof.

Even though we were disappointed that the rotation wasn't good enough to add to the experience, Di was completely satisfied with the overall size and shape of her new sea serpent, and was definitely pleased with the vibes it put out.

After seeing how much Di enjoyed our sea serpent I just had to give it a try myself. After a good cleaning, I slipped a condom over the G-twist, as we always do with anything we use anally, and covered it with lube. After I was completely relaxed Di slowly inserted the curved tip in my ass and then slowly started pushing it deeper. I can usually handle quite long and thick dildos but for some reason, I believe because of the curved tip, we could only get the G-twist as far as my prostrate and no further. But, I'm not going to complain; when Di switched on that vibe it felt fantastic. I can only guess that it is because my ass is tighter than Di's pussy, but when she switched on the rotation it felt like a finger massaging my prostrate. It only took a few minutes of massage and vibrations and I was showering us in cum. From my experience I have to say this is one good prostate vibe too, if you can handle its size.

We are still enjoying the G-twisty,but it took a little modification. The bumps on the back of the vibe irratated Di's pussy and didn't do a thing for my butt so I took a razor blade and shaved them off making it nice and smooth. Now Di loves laying back and letting the end of Twisty massage her G-spot to a nice orgasm or two and without the bumps loves deep hard thrusting to intensify those orgasms.