The Screaming Octopus can make a cute, little addition to your collection if you're just looking for something quiet with soft and pleasant vibrations, but don't expect him to bring on an orgasm. The vibrations are far too weak for good, clitoral stimulation.

If all I needed were looks alone, Screaming Octopus would do it for me every time, but I need more than just a pretty face. This Octopus got my hopes up, but let me down with its weak and buzzy vibes. Soon I realized orgasm just was not going to happen, so I tried to use the Octopus as a good teasing toy for foreplay. Sadly, it failed there too and just left me wanting to go grab one of my other toys.

A cute addition to your playful toys. It has a strong, tingly vibe that will send shivers down your spine. You can use this without fear of anyone hearing you, it is incredibly quiet for the amount of power that it exerts.

This toy is very simple and playful. It may not be a show stopper, but it's a great opener. For those just starting out, it's a great toy. For other, this is great for foreplay and has managed to outlast most other toys.

For under $12 I have bought better water-proof vibrators that have lasted exponentially longer. I originally bought it for the cute design, but I don't think I should have to sacrifice design for functionality.

The screaming octopus is a fun little toy that will be enjoyed, but keep your expectations in line with the size of the toy. The shower is its preferred environment, so if you're not willing to take it there, don't blame the toy.

This octopi would look great by a bedside table or in a toy collection. He has sufficed on many occasions but he has very weak vibes.

The Screaming Octopus - my husband calls it the Squirting Octopus - is a fabulous, fun sex toy that couples can enjoy.

This was an accessory to my first toy in case I felt I needed extra stimulation, and it just wasn't any good being even an addition to my playtime. I would have rather not bought it.

The Screaming Octopus is probably not going to lead you to any screaming orgasms on its own, but it is a great toy for tickling, teasing, and warming up, especially with a partner.

The Screaming Octopus is a small but intense toy. Perfect for a purse or bag it can go anywhere. It is waterproof. In the bath tub or in the swimming pool, it can bring joy to both partners. The eight tentacles vibrate, so stimulation is not isolated to one place. It runs off of two watch batteries that are easy to replace. It is made of soft silicone, and come in different colors.

As I unpacked the Screaming Octopus, I wondered if it could get away with putting it on my key ring... great for someone who is really, really sensitive or with a partner as foreplay because it does stimulate those erogenous zones...