I was so excited to receive this product. I’ve never used a clit pump before, and one of my favorite things is when my husband goes down on me… but unfortunately for both of us, he’s stationed in Iraq for the next year.

When the package arrived, I opened it up to discover the odd-looking contraption. The jelly lips are soft, and formed a seal well enough on my arm. Unfortunately, it does not come with directions, so I wasn’t quite sure how to position it. I am not shaved, and so placing it directly on my labial area was useless. It will not form a seal with any amount of pubic hair at all. So I tried moving the lips aside, and that seemed to produce a better effect. After a little trial and error, I was able to effectively create a seal. And it did feel good–although not quite the same as my husband (*sigh*). The bullet is also very strong, and the vibrations felt good.

One thing that I wished was better in this toy is more rigidity in the suction cup. After a seal is created, any amount of suction applied after that causes the cup to collapse against your clit. This is good in that it brings the bullet in contact with your clit, but it does not do much for suction. Even if you try squeezing the bulb, you can only get a tiny bit more suction out of it, but barely noticeable. In fact, I was not able to come at all with this toy. I think this toy is good for a warm-up, but for me, I need to move on to bigger and better thing if I want to get the job done.

Another thing that I don’t quite get is the control for the bullet. It’s a wheel, which makes you think that it increases in power gradually, but it only increases a bunch 2 or 3 times till you reach the max. You’d think it’d be easier just to put 2 or 3 intensity buttons on it.