Upon opening the packaging for the Orgasmic Cone, I decided maybe I should follow the suggestion to leave the vibrator sitting out in open air for a few days. The PVC odor was pretty overpowering, though after a week or so I couldn’t smell it at all, even if I held it up to my nose.

Finally able to use my vibrator after having a cast on my leg for a few months, I pulled it and my bottle of lubricant out of my closet, along with a condom. I carefully slipped the condom over the vibrator’s body, following that with a generous amount of lube.

I lay on my back, positioning the Orgasmic Cone vibe between my thighs, and slowly inserted it. Once it was fully inside, I hit the “on” switch, and adjusted the controls for the swing and vibration of the toy. Almost immediately I could feel the little rotating pearls rubbing uncomfortably against a bone inside me, as well as the tip of the clitoral stimulator scratching me. I tried to adjust it a bit to make it more comfortable, but ended up making the pearls rub harder. Eventually, I just pulled it out and finished myself off with my hand.

The Orgasmic Cone vibe was actually surprisingly quiet; I was expecting it to be louder. With my little space heater on, and also under the covers, I doubt my brother, whose room is across the hall from mine, could hear a thing.

Clean up was pretty easy. I just pulled off the condom, then took the vibrator into my bathroom and washed it with some soap and warm water.

I don’t know if it is just me or not, but I haven’t really found a vibrator that I enjoy using often; most of them I use a few times, then try out a different one only to get the same results. Therefore, I don’t really feel justified in recommending anyone to use or not use this vibrator. Maybe someone who has more experience with vibrators would have better luck with it than I did.