Is this really supposed to give me or my wife any inkling of pleasure?

This toy is one of the oddest toys I've ever used. Also, it's one of the worst toys I've ever had the chance to use as well.

To be honest, it seems more of a novelty than an adult toy. It has the typical silicone smell (luckily it has no strange tastes at all) and it's apparently held on with a silicone ring. You should only use water-based lube on this product, but chances are you shouldn't need any lube. It's a great idea: a tongue to go where yours doesn't wish or can't go, however, the execution of the idea is flawed. The silicone ring is too thin and streched to hold this toy on whatever you stick it on be it tongue, fingers, penis or whatever you please. The most useful part of this vibrator is the tiny bullet. The bullet has a easy to use on/off switch, and thanks to the toy's stretchiness, you should be able to fit mostly any small bullet you desire.

I've had this toy over 5 months now and no matter how often we try to use it, and come up with what to say here, we always end up drawing a giant blank. Often once we're in position and prepped to use it, we typically end up giggling or full on "rofl"-ing at how odd this toy is.

This toy is a great novelty but dont expect anything exciting. If I had to buy this toy, it would be for a bachelor or bachelorette party or for a gag gift. I would not recommend this to anyone to ever buy. As excited as me and my wife were at using this, it turned out to be a total bummer.