Upon receiving my new little friend, I opened up the package and was eager to give it a try. The first thing that hit me was the smell. I couldn't describe it right away but it definitely came across to me as a strong lemon juice mixed with paint thinner. I washed it a few times and it helped a little but not much. Luckily the scent didn't rub off on my hands or any where else.

I removed the 'precious paddle' noticed its flimsiness. While its made with TPE, I expected it to be a little more stiff for being a g-spot vibrator. I read the packaging which states that you should use a water-based lubricant for the maximum pleasure. Water-based and silicon lubes can be used for this type of material though.

It takes two AAA batteries. You unscrew the lid, inside is a battery holder. You pop the holder back in at the end and screw on the top. I wanted to be sure it was tight enough. I twisted tightly and gel looked like it separated from the mechanics. Whoops. I wanted to test this out in water because it is water-proof but after that move I wasn't too sure that would be safe.

Upon expecting the 'precious paddle" I realized that my little "love nubs" located at the tip were actually located on the side. If you look at the product pictures you can see that it curves up, the nubs are facing up. Well, mine's curved up and the love nubs were facing to the right. Hmm, this should make for some interesting play.

I pushed the button which is located at the end of the cap for the batteries and gave the vibration a whirl. There are three settings and you just push the button one, two, three, off for the settings. I loved that all you had to do was push a button at the end. It made it a lot easier to change settings instead of twisting and turning the battery cap. I feared if I did any more twisting, I'd be able to pull out the battery pack completely out.

After a while of using it, I wasn't extremely impressed. It was so flimsy that I didn't even know if the curve was hitting all the right places. It almost felt as though it went straight. My love nubs were hitting the sides. I had one of two choices, turn the love nubs on the g-spot or have the curve and tip hit it. Neither of which did much.

I did notice this was an excellent clitoral vibrator. Far more juices started to flow when using it on the clitoris than on the G-spot which was really disappointing. Let me say this though, the vibration wasn't extremely strong but it was fairly nice. Also, this little devil is quiet as can be! If I had it going with the TV on in front of me I don't think someone walking in would know what was happening, even on the highest setting.

After a few moments, I tried to concentrate hard to see just what I could do to reach the big O but fell short. I believe it was the design flub that didn't help. I have some hope that maybe if the "love nubs" were on top of the tip where they were supposed to be it would've been better. Since the "jelly" was so flimsy and there was only a tiny bullet attached to some wires at the tip I pulled it and tried to twist it around the bullet. No luck.

This wasn't all a complete loss though. It makes for an excellent clitoral vibrator. It's flexible so it would work great if its all you had around while being on top of your partner and needed something to rub against. The vibration for this is also ideal.

This toy would be great for nipples and outside vaginal use. It was alright for vaginal vibration but I'd like something a little more strong. If being used for a g-spot vibrator, I'd like something a tiny bit more stiff. That's my personal preference though. For a beginner, this might do the job for you. I definitely would not use it for anal play because you cannot sanitize it unless you were to use a condom. Also, remember to use a condom if you were to share this toy.

I wish I could tell you how it was as a water-proof vibrator, but I really didn't want to tempt fate and play with that possibility. So, please be advised, when you screw the cap don't do it too hard or you'll break the seal of the gel all around the battery compartment.

I found out that if you sit up and use it not just letting it sit inside with the nubs hitting your G-spot but thrusting it in and out made a big difference in sensations.

The more I play around with the "magic paddle" the more I seem to have it grow on me just a little bit. I still don't find any arousal through vaginal stimulation but instead clitoral stimulation. The smell is still highly strong too. If you want a great clitoral vibrator, go for this one. If you want a g-spot vibrator, choose something else.