While this cute little pink Remote Control Egg is pleasing to look at, I'm sad to say it doesn't get the full job done. This very well may vary with you. It works well for foreplay, and for those days you just want to unwind before your partner comes home.

I do recommend removing the little metal clamps on the cords. They can make playing with this toy quite uncomfortable, and more likely than not highly painful. Trust me. My partner got her hand pinched, and it ruined the moment. It’s safe to say, she threw the little things away, never to be seen again.

The only thing I enjoyed, was the feel of the plastic itself. Many toys of this shape that I have seen have 'hang nails'. Which are the little hanging pieces of plastic left over after being molded. This egg, I'm happy to say, did not have them. I checked it over and was joyous when I didn't find any painful 'hang nails' on it.

To add, to the texture of this egg, the shape of it is great. When inserted, the walls of my vagina hug it perfectly making for maximum direct exposure to the vibrations.

If you have roommates (like dorm mates or roommates in close quarters), I don't really recommend this. It can be a bit loud, but once inserted it does become a bit muffled. Not much though. I live with 2 family members with very good hearing, and was completely and utterly embarrassed at how loud this product was, and have only used it once or twice.

Also if you have a sensitive Clitoral area, and don't enjoy harsh vibrations, then this may work perfectly for you as a foreplay and full masturbation item. Although this is an insertable product, I feel that it really does work best on the clit (I recommend the pulsation setting). Over all this egg, is enjoyable for foreplay but not much else. Great for a first timer item, if you looking to slowly build up to the more powerful toys.