I’m fairly picky when it comes to a buzz. Whether I’m just desensitized or not as sensitive as some I guess I’ll never know, but it takes a pretty strong buzz to get me saying ‘wow’ and believe me. This is one ‘wowing’ toy. I didn’t think much of the Vital Bullet when I took it out of the package, all plastic and the bullet only about as long as my thumb made me fear the worst. Typically toys made of plastic are either extremely hardy good toys or pieces of poorly designed garbage. Crap-shoot in mind, I put two AA batteries in the controller and turned it on. I just wanted to test it at first to see how loud and how fast it would buzz. If you have thin walls don’t get this toy. It’s about as loud as my electric razor even on the lower settings. At least the volume is consistently loud though and doesn’t get too much louder with speed. The buzz however is great, normally anything only on the second setting would never be enough for me to feel more then a tickle, but on two this little bugger can send me to orgasm. Not bad at all for something so tiny.

While I of course advise completely against it, I did slide the little bullet into my bum pretty easily with no lubrication required. I always like to test and see how things stick without lube and this slid in all the way to the middle seam of the bullet without causing any discomfort, maybe it’s just that skinny but I can’t even do that with my own slender fingers. It may not be anywhere near the size of my rocket, but it definitely packs a punch and is worth remembering to keep fresh batteries in.

The outside of the box says that it’s water proof too, and it’s not lying. I was pretty skeptical about it at first, the entire thing is made out of kind of cheap feeling plastic and the seams aren’t sealed with rubber or anything water resistant, but I really love being able to use things in the shower and I had to try it out. I wasn’t really sure when it didn’t short out after just being used, but after slick fingers dropped everything into the water in the tub (completely submerging everything) and it came out running just fine - I think it’s safe to say it is indeed waterproof.

I might just have a new favorite toy.

Much to my sadness and sexual frustration (this little babe was great at relieving that), this week my most-used-toy finally broke. Apparently if you use it almost daily like I did, this toy has a life of about six months, give or take.

I might get another one if I don't find something else interesting to try first. My goodness how I miss the little bullet and bless it, the motor still runs fine; it was the outer shell that broke. right where the middle seam is, it just snapped in half...

Maybe I could put it back together with some kind of adhesive. Although really, ten dollars every six months really isn't that much for such a lovely little diddy. I'll probably still get a new one even if I find something else intriguing.