I call this toy "The Gonzo", because when I first opened it up, I noticed this striking resemblance:


The Zone, made by Happy Valley came in fairly simple packaging, a small, clear plastic bag with a piece of cardboard stapled to the top. All information was on the cardboard, including that it's made of silicone, hypoallergenic, safe to boil for ten minutes or clean with soap and water, safe for those with latex allergies, and that you should keep it away from shop objects and silicone based lubricants. I would also like to add to this information that you can clean it with toy cleaner, on the top rack of your dish washer (no soap, please), or with a 10% bleach solution, you should also keep it separated from other toys (especially composite and silicone ones) to ensure a long, happy life.

The Zone has a unique shape that is meant for G-spot stimulation, but could also be suitable for P-spot stimulation; the base and material make it anal-safe. The base is 2.75" long and 1.5" wide and flat on the bottom so it won't roll away. There is a 1" wide, 2" deep hole in the base made for a bullet. The bullet it comes with is blah (I used it for the "bees" and "vrooms"); it runs on three button batteries (included) and probably won't do much for the average user, but it can be replaced with any standard width bullet. A stronger bullet really helps this baby get the job done. I've even used the "spot applicator" attachment with my Wahl Mini Wand with excellent results. The vibrations can be felt all the way to the tip of the toy, as silicon transfers vibrations rather well. It's made to stimulate your clit and G-spot at the same time. When sitting or laying, I can manage this, when standing up I have to take the bullet out to get the clit stimulation I want. Just like anything, this will not fit everyone's anatomy.

The silicone is firm when pressed on, yet has plenty of give to be comfortable in any number of positions. The base and tip can be easily bent together or pulled wider apart. It's a gorgeous deep matte, eggplant-purple with metallic swirls in it, that is really just lovely to look at. The surface texture has a bit of drag which requires little (if any) lube. The "nose" area measures just over 5" long and is 2.75" around its base, 4" around in the middle (this part isn't round, it's more oval-shaped) and back to 2.75" at the tip, which is also an oval shape.

This is a toy that some will find to be too small and lacking the ability to give the pressure they desire for their G-spot. For those, I say consider the other possibilities. This is a great way to enjoy hands-free double penetration. The shape will move and flex with your body and it's slim enough not to get in the way. The funky design hugs to the pubic bone and stays in place pretty well. And if you want to thrust with it, the hole makes for a great thumb hold, especially in the shower.

For me, The Zone didn't rock my world, but I really think I need more texture than it provides. But it did feel pretty good, especially with a higher powered vibe, and I look forward to using it with my partner. I gave it four stars because it's a high-quality and well-made product with a great concept that will probably do amazing things for some people, but it just didn't create sparks for me. It's also small and light and doesn't scream, SEX TOY! which is always a plus.